Posted on 12/19/2016 10:37:19 AM PST by doug from upland
“rapid deceleration trauma”
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Vincent Thomas doesn’t get a mention? Maybe because cars can’t stop on it.
Bttt.
5.56mm
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
I think everyone understands the fun/absurdity of these posts, nobody is downplaying the true tragedies of real life suicides.
We Freeper Deplorables are JUST SICK OF the leftist loser CRYBABIES—honest to God they deserve to be ridiculed, shamed, humiliated as the worms that they are. There is real oppression, real pain, real suffering in the world. We’re sick of their screaming, crying, bullying, whining, cheating, it’s all about me,me, ME, ME, I, I, I!!!
If Donald Trump becoming POTUS has destroyed their fragile demented psyches, destroyed their very lives, the simplest, most practical solution is that they either move to another country or just off themselves.
So sorry
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes."
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too!
Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too!
What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too!
Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too!
Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too!
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!"
And I pushed him over.
You mean Emo Philips.
Thanks. I knew it was Emo someone...
Thank you.
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