Posted on 12/15/2016 3:10:26 PM PST by bgill
Svetlana Roslina, 24, was critically injured when she fell into a vat at the Sergiev-Posad factory in Fedortsovo, about 65 miles north of Moscow, The Telegraph reported. Witnesses gave authorities conflicting reports of what happened to Roslina, Russian newspaper Moskovskij Komsomolets reported. Some of Roslina's coworkers said she dropped her cellphone into the mixer and fell in while trying to get it out. Other coworkers told authorities that she was pouring flour into the vat when she was pulled in by the mixer's blades. "She was minced," the newspaper quoted a local source at the factory as saying. "Only her legs were left."
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I’d rather drown in a vat of gravy or bacon.
But to each his own.
I'd say she got it.
Knowing Russians as i do... Here’s the subsequent conversation.
Supervisor: “no, we must stay on schedule. Filter out the big pieces and make the chocolate. Dock her final pay for disrupting the factory. I will come in under budget! This is positive.”
One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory”
Paddy shook his head. “Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned”
Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”
Paddy shakes his head. “Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!”
Fell in a vat of salsa? Hot chick?
Well played, very well played
Lovely to read so many of you only see someone’s horrible death as an excuse to make lame jokes.
LOL!!!! That’s the very first thing I thought of it when I saw this article!!!!
Thanks for posting!
What did the Oompa Loompa’s do?
Bravo!
Don’t call her a batch. She might have been perfectly nice.
That’s what I thought.
I remember stories of the colored man who disappeared fifty five years ago in a Pepsi plant. They found his bones in the bottom of the Pepsi vat months later.
One night, Mrs Dunbar answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Seamus, standing on the doorstep.
“Hello Seamus, but where is me husband? He went with you to the stillary, didn he”
Seamus shook his head. “Ah Mrs Dunbar, there was a terrible accident at the stillary, your husband fell into a vat of 12 year old, during blending and drowned”
Mrs Dunbar starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that! what a tragedy. Thank God noe one else was hurt.
Seamus shakes his head. “Not really - three other lads jumped in to save him and they all died as well.”
What a way to go!
This is a vast Russian conspiracy where they are attempting to hack into the Hershey brand & take over the Hershey European market...using the subtle slightly distinct spelling of HER-SHE...they will advertise it ‘embodied chocolate with an attitude!’
Just doing my part! (-:
“She got out twice to go to the bathroom.”
That’s SO bad! So why am I laughing?
And who was the first person I thought of when I saw this article? LOL!!
“Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do”
Nice ... :-)
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