To: DUMBGRUNT
The office’s only nurse was one of the 17 people affected by the cedar, suggesting (perhaps) that the wood had gained some level of sentience and was targeting potential threats first.What the hell does that mean?
3 posted on
12/02/2016 6:37:24 PM PST by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: CaptainK
15 posted on
12/02/2016 6:45:57 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: CaptainK
The office’s only nurse was one of the 17 people affected by the cedar, suggesting (perhaps) that the wood had gained some level of sentience and was targeting potential threats first. "They say it got smart... a new order of intelligence."
And they call the cedar --- SKYNET!
20 posted on
12/02/2016 6:48:05 PM PST by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is public enemy #1)
To: CaptainK
Satire site?
The sentence would mean the sculpture gained intelligence and selected the one person to make sick. Why it’d think the nurse would be a threat is open to conjecture.
22 posted on
12/02/2016 6:49:44 PM PST by
fruser1
To: CaptainK
Maybe she was halfway joking. The statement reads as though she thinks the wood sculpture was sentient, meaning imbued with a native intelligence. It sounds as though she’s saying the wood sculpture ‘decided’ who to make sick and affected the most ‘threatening’ targets first. I think she was using
‘black humor’, common among co-workers.
To: CaptainK
"The office’s only nurse was one of the 17 people affected by the cedar, suggesting (perhaps) that the wood had gained some level of sentience and was targeting potential threats first."
What the hell does that mean?
ROFLOL!
To: CaptainK
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It means that the author of the story is mentally ill.
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61 posted on
12/02/2016 9:15:11 PM PST by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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