NFL Live Thread Week 12

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 12

Thursday, Nov. 24
12:30 p.m. ET Vikings at Lions
4:30 p.m. ET Redskins at Cowboys
8:30 p.m. ET Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27
1 p.m. ET Titans at Bears
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Bills
1 p.m. ET Bengals at Ravens
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Falcons
1 p.m. ET Giants at Browns
1 p.m. ET Rams at Saints
1 p.m. ET 49ers at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Texans
4:05 p.m. ET Seahawks at Buccaneers
4:25 p.m. ET Panthers at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at Jets
8:30 p.m. ET Chiefs at Broncos

Monday, Nov. 28
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Eagles

[Bender2]

Week 12, sportsfans-- That means the turkeys come out... and they all appear pissed at me for just posting this thread--

So lets get to it on the Thursday games--

The biggest turkeys in Detroit are the Viqueens as the Loinchops make hash out of them and their season--

How's about them Cowboys? Gotta ride this sucker out... as my Boys go to 11 and 1 over them Godless Deadskins--

Big Ben gets rolling again as his Stoolers ride Manning's Old Ponies right out of all their their Lick--

In regular Sunday action, Allegra's Old Earlers slow roast Da Bears in their own giblets--

Meanwhile, King Rex's Bills go to 6-5 with a win over the Jag-Offs--

TCU North's season just gets worse as the Crab City Black Byrds poop all over them striped cats--


You got that right, Bendy--- Dead... right!

Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards get no respect in Atlanta as black feathers trump red ones--

Manning Lite gets an even lighter load as he sleep walks past the Brownstains--

The Goffinator goers 0 and two when Drew steals all his beads in the Big Easy--

I'm telling you, Doc-- No matter how many beads you got... we ain't flashing you our boobs!

The Phins go into a feeding frenzy on the Soapy Niners--

Though the river rises, Allegra's Texicans get back into the win column--

The Seathugs come calling and steal the Bucking Ears blind--

Seven's Waiders teach Cam and his Cittycats a thing or two about the price of cornbread stuffing--

Much to big's delight, the Pattycheaters deflate them Jersey Jets-

So, doll, you're picking... the Pats, too?

Sure, I always... do--

Why do you think I'm always... right here under my streetlamp.

I'm wishing the good Old Dallas Texans show up and beat the Mile High Plugs, but I do have my fingers crossed--

I know just how you feel, Bendy... I really, really do!

Monday night big's nightmare continues as them sorry Iggles spoil all of Green Bay's cheese--

What now... Gilda?

Johnny, please, pleas-- Don't let Bendy... pick the Iggles to win!

Sorry, it is... done--

Why? Oh, why-- Does big... and all that cheese have to suffer?

[Bender2]

All of y'all-- Get... those picks in--

Before I have to pay... the fatman!

[dp0622]

Jets start 6 game winning streak and sneak into playoffs!!

Jets lose every other game and get great draft pick that they’ll waste and Geno will start next year!!!!

Any Jets fan worth his weight knows which one is right :)

[campaignPete R-CT]

Lions
Redskins
Colts

yea!
go Raiders
invasors

[Pentagon Leatherneck]

Who cares? Let them all go on disrespecting our flag and our country. As soon as they collect their $$$ let them get out of my country. No loss.

TC

[big'ol_freeper]

Week 12 is time for my Packer boys to stop playing like turkeys and my Patriot boys to make turkeys of the Jests…

[Enterprise]

I think Houston was "victimized" by three bad calls. But as they say, it's part of the game.

Here are my picks. Read 'em and LOL!

Lions, Cowboys, Steelers, Titans, Bills, Ravens, Falcons, Giants, Saints, Dolphins, Texans, Seahawks, Raiders, Patriots, Chiefs, Eagles.

That's my flypaper and I'm sticking to it.

[octex]

Houston was “victimized” by three bad calls.
***********************************
Very obviously! Replays showed that all three calls were wrong! ...Officials won the game for Oakland, because they were the home team and had so many Mexican fans.

Ridiculus and fraudulant outcome!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

NFL Live Thread Week 12

Thursday, Nov. 24
Vikings (The annual Loins Loss)
Cowboys
Steelers

Sunday, Nov. 27
Bears
Bills
Bengals
Falcons
Giants
Saints
Dolphins
Chargers
Buccaneers
Raiders
Patriots
Broncos

Monday, Nov. 28
Eagles

[Rummyfan]

After last week's shellacking, maybe I should ask Mr Cairo for some input?! Or Mr Ugatti. Anyway, here goes.

NFL Live Thread Week 12

Thursday, Nov. 24

12:30 p.m. ET Vikings at Lions The Lions have been finding ways to win and Matthew Stafford is en fuego. The Vikings stopped that four-game skid last Sunday against the Cards. But the Lions also have a history of playing well on T-Day. Therefore.... Lions.

4:30 p.m. ET Redskins at Cowboys 'Skins have been a pleasant surprise this season, but now they'll face the hottest team in the league. Dak and Zeke on national television on Thanksgiving?! Oh yeah! 'Boys.

8:30 p.m. ET Steelers at Colts Even though they're a mediocre 5 - 5 the Steelers can still win their division. The Colts... yes, they won last week but I still think they're in a tailspin. Steelers.

Sunday, Nov. 27

1 p.m. ET Titans at Bears Horrible season for Da Bears. It will get more horrible Sunday.Titans.

1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Bills Bills - yes the Bills! - still have a shot at the post season and they do have a strong running attack. That will be enough this week. Bills.

1 p.m. ET Bengals at Ravens As inconsistent as the Black Birds have been, the Bengals are.... what I don't know. And AJ Green is out. Ravens.

1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Falcons Falcons were grounded against the Iggles two weeks ago, now they face another bird team. I hope Bruce Arians is okay, but even if he is he won't be on the field. Falcons.

1 p.m. ET Giants at Browns G-Men are the second rolling-est team in the league and will roll over the hapless Browns. Giants.

1 p.m. ET Rams at Saints Saints were looking good two weeks ago, then promptly dropped two in a row. But the Lambs.... well there is no 'O' there. Saints.

1 p.m. ET 49ers at Dolphins The Dolphins, yes the Miami Dolphins, have won five in a row! Make it six! Dolphins.

1 p.m. ET Chargers at Texans I love Philip Rivers but he threw four - four! - picks the last time out. I think he's the only man who can overthrow Assad! Texans had one bad quarter in Mexico... maybe they had some bad tacos?! Still they're atop their division and will remain so. Texans.

4:05 p.m. ET Seahawks at Buccaneers The Seahawks - aka The Bluish Man Group - have really come together the last several games. Bucs for some strange reason have been terrible at home. That's bad news for Sunday. Seahawks.

4:25 p.m. ET Panthers at Raiders My playoff-bound Raiders are looking pretty good, and while the Panthers have shown some signs of life, it won't be enough here. Raiders.

4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at Jets As bad as the Jets have been the last few years, they give the Pats fits when they play at the Meadowlands, or wherever the hell the stadium is now. But I think the Pats will start their post season run right here. Patriots.

8:30 p.m. ET Chiefs at Broncos How did they Chiefs lose last week to the lowly Bucs? At home too. Now they have to travel to Mile High. I'm still not sold on the Broncos, you can't win every game with defense alone. Did I learn anything from last week? Nah... Chiefs.

Monday, Nov. 28
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Eagles I don't know what the heck is wrong with the Pack, but I have been impressed with Carson Wentz and the Eagles. This week they'll avoid the stupid mistakes that have been killing them. Eagles.

And in college ball...

Ohio State beats Michigan
'Bama beats Auburn
Washington State beats U-Dub
USC destroys the Bruins

And in the game closest to my heart, another edition of the clean old-fashioned hate series...

Georgia Tech beats Georgia!

To Hell With Georgia!!!!

[TheTimeOfMan]

Why are you watching NFL football?

Between their transgender support and their blatant racism, why would you support such an organization.

BOYCOTT!

STOP POSTING THIS CRAP HERE.

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 12

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=====

Redskins at Cowboys=======

======Steelers at Colts=

Sunday, Nov. 27

======Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills=======

=Bengals at Ravens======

=Cardinals at Falcons======

======Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints======

49ers at Dolphins=======

=Chargers at Allegra's Texicans======

=====Seahawks at Buccaneers==

Panthers at Seven's Raiders=======

=======Patriots at Jets

=====Chiefs at Broncos==

Monday, Nov. 28

==Packers at Eagles=====

[al_c]

Lions
COWBOYS!!!!
Stillers
Oilers
Bills
Aints
Phins
Ravens
Falcons
Gints
Texans
Seahags
Raiders
Patsies
Chiefs
Packers

[trisham]

Thank God for football!

Thanks for the thread, Bender!

[NFHale]

Haha!! Bogie and Sidney Greenstreet...
Two great actors...

The Maltese Falcon... Casablanca... Passage to Marseilles...

Some of my favorite moves. From a world long ago.

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 12

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions======

Redskins at Cowboys========

=======Steelers at Colts=

Sunday, Nov. 27

=======Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills========

=Bengals at Ravens=======

=Cardinals at Falcons=======

=======Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints=======

49ers at Dolphins========

=Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

=====-Seahawks at Buccaneers==

Panthers at Seven's Raiders========

========Patriots at Jets

======Chiefs at Broncos==

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles=====

[Impy]

Impy’s Picks Week 12 (Week 11, 10-4!)

LIONS
COWBOYS
STEELERS

TITANS
BILLS
RAVENS
FALCONS

GIANTS
SAINTS
DOLPHINS
CHARGERS

SEAHAWKS
RAIDERS
PATRIOTS
BRONCOS

EAGLES

[Impy]

Yahoo got rid of it’s Yahoo fan picks page, it’s for the best, I was behind the 8 ball by a few games.

[campaignPete R-CT]

u cannot decide whom to root for .... bears are toasty.
go lions

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 12

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 24

==Vikings at Lions=======

Redskins at Cowboys=========

Hate to say it... but looking above--

Give me a tingly feeling... in the rust in the palm of my hand.

But I can calm that down... with a few more Lone Stars.

=========Steelers at Colts

Sunday, Nov. 27

========Allegra's Old Earlers at Bears=

Jaguars at Bills=========

=Bengals at Ravens========

=Cardinals at Falcons========

========Giants at Browns=

=Rams at Saints========

49ers at Dolphins=========

==Chargers at Allegra's Texicans=======

=======Seahawks at Buccaneers==

Panthers at Seven's Raiders=========

=========Patriots at Jets

======Chiefs at Broncos===

Monday, Nov. 28

===Packers at Eagles======