And this week, in silliness....
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Posted on 11/18/2016 4:46:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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Too cloudy to see the Supermoon? Place a tortilla on your window for an authentic experience
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Scary accurate...
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IN!!
Great stuff! Thanks for the laughs. I need them.
Holy crap. We’re going to need a taller, and electrified, wall.
Ditto
Good Morning!
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All this Simpson’s Trump prophecy misses a very basic point:
Trump DID run for president in 2000, eventually yielding his bid for the Reform Party nomination to Pat Buchanan.
That electoral map in the background is the 2000 election map.
I’m sorry I won’t be able to volunteer but I will be willing to arrange the pot-luck lunch on your last OFST Friday.
Of course, it will be a virtual lunch since we’re all virtual friends. We can bring our lunches to wherever we peruse OFST from and share on the forum about our wonderful OFST memories.
It may sound simple to organize but it will be harder than it looks. Nothing’s too much for our Lucky!
I wonder if that would qualify for the mangled genitals ping list.
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.
Immediately, his wife began pestering him. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.
When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, “Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.”
“And what about the men?” the minister asked.
“They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.”
Yup... with the year 2000 even! Just think, we could have skipped Bush and Obama....
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