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Man dressed as tree arrested for blocking traffic
WPXI ^
| October 25, 2016
Posted on 10/25/2016 7:29:04 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
PORTLAND, MAINE - Portland police arrested 30-year-old Asher Woodworth after he walked back-and-forth slowly through downtown traffic dressed as a tree.
When he refused to comply orders, police took him to jail on a misdemeanor charge of obstructing a public way.
Police say Woodworth's motivation was to "see how people would react to his performance" and how it would "impact people's natural choreography."
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: environment; portland; tree
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You must watch the video at link. It gave me a much-needed chuckle this morning.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The guy should make like a tree and get out of there! /Biff Tannen
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:30:21 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Next Veritas video will reveal Hillary ordered it.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
He made an Ash of himself?
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:32:40 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The police gave him a chance to leaf.
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:33:34 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(" T'was the witch of November come stealin' " And who could the stealing Witch of November be? Hmm?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
GREAT NAME FOR A TREE Asher Woodworth LOL
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:34:31 AM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: rightwingintelligentsia
30-year-old I guess they cut him open and thirty rings fell out?
To: KarlInOhio
He’s lucky they didn’t branch-cuff him.
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:36:13 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Usually when there’s a tree in the road, the chainsaws come out to clear the obstruction...
To: rightwingintelligentsia
He tried but he couldn’t sway the jury.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:39:13 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Socialists are just communists in their larval stage.)
To: NEMDF
I know, right??? :-D
I wonder if no one was there and he fell, would he make a sound?
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:43:51 AM PDT
by
Zarro
(Tune OUT the Ministry of Propaganda. They have no news. They have no reporters. They lie.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Looks more like a slash pile to me.
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posted on
10/25/2016 7:45:18 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
He identifies as a tree. I’m sure Obamacare covers tree surgeons.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Just in time for Christmas.
To: ClearCase_guy
The guy should make like a tree and get out of there! /Biff Tannen Ha! I love those movies!
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posted on
10/25/2016 8:01:23 AM PDT
by
scripter
To: rightwingintelligentsia
TREE HUGGERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!
Something for Gloria Allred to sink her teeth into.
As long as she doesn’t bough down to pressure.
I would think that one should be able to wake up in the morning and declare his/her/itself a tree for a day.
)BUT when a dog raises its leg, stand there like an oak and take it.)
Or a dog. (watch them fire hydrants)
Or a cat.
Or a woman if man
Or a man if woman
Or a normal human if an It....
I have to leaf now.
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posted on
10/25/2016 8:02:06 AM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98)" "If you see a civilian in cammies -- bump into him")
To: rightwingintelligentsia; NewHampshireDuo
Did they haul him off to S.D. Warren for “processing”? ;)
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posted on
10/25/2016 8:20:23 AM PDT
by
To Hell With Poverty
(When the going gets tough, Republicans have to GO PEE.)
To: NEMDF
GREAT NAME FOR A TREE Asher Woodworth LOL
Incorrect...The name for this tree is dumb ass!
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