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What kind of car would Jesus drive?
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Posted on 10/23/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by Dallas59
He would drive a Honda. But he wouldn't talk about it very much.
John 12:49 :
For I did not speak of my own Accord.
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To: Dallas59
He drove a Demon. Several, in fact.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:07:27 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:08:05 PM PDT
by
60Gunner
(The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
To: Dallas59
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Yeshua didn’t participate in Earthly events. He was here to do his Father’s business.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:08:15 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:10:33 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Trump-PENCE 2016!!)
To: sparklite2; Phinneous
Jesus drove a Toyota pick-up truck with a bunch of Weed-Whackers, leaf blowers, and a lawn mower in the back. Spot on!!!
And don't forget a manu-el transmission as well.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:14:59 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:15:20 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Trump-PENCE 2016!!)
To: Dallas59
Like most carpenters I know, it would be an old pickup full of tools and lumber.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:15:35 PM PDT
by
Species8472
(It's the only way to be sure)
To: Dallas59
To: Dallas59
I will laugh for days!!!!!
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:19:38 PM PDT
by
Dave911
To: Species8472
Like most carpenters I know, it would be an old pickup full of tools and lumber. That is almost exactly what I was going to post... Carpenters usually drive an old pickup truck.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:20:06 PM PDT
by
GregoTX
To: Dallas59
He was a carpenter, after all.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:21:31 PM PDT
by
stormer
To: Dallas59
God drives a Plymouth.
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:21:59 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Dallas59
Well, Jesus was a carpenter before He started his ministry. So - I would say a well worn F450 with a trailer package for pulling a big utility trailer.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:23:03 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
To: stormer
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>> “He was a carpenter, after all.” <<
Carpenter was a gross mistranslation.
Joseph was a stone mason, as all builders in Judea were.
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10/23/2016 12:23:58 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Dallas59
He’d drive an old 1951 Ford Sanford and Son truck.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:27:02 PM PDT
by
gattaca
(Republicans believe every day is July 4, democrats believe every day is April 15. Ronald Reagan)
To: Be Careful
There is a whole book on it: He brews.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:30:16 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO!)
To: A CA Guy
Wow, Jesus was four feet tall? Or Accords were much bigger back then. Acts 1:13-14: And when they were come in, they went up into an upper room, where abode both Peter, and James, and John, and Andrew, Philip, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matthew, James the son of Alphaeus, and Simon Zelotes, and Judas the brother of James. These all continued with one accord...
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:31:32 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(" T'was the witch of November come stealin' " And who could the stealing Witch of November be? Hmm?)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:31:53 PM PDT
by
dancusa
(Media is so far up hillary butt, they can taste her hair spray.)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:33:38 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
(que)
To: Dallas59
Bravo. The Apostles drove a Honda because they were all in one Accord. This joke was popular in the early 80’s.
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posted on
10/23/2016 12:36:07 PM PDT
by
Falconspeed
("Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-94))
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