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Posted on 10/14/2016 1:44:27 AM PDT by Toadman
I've read/heard a couple of great one liners that have made me laught out loud. So I thought I'd start a thread where my fellow FReepers could contribute. Who knows, maybe they'll be used in the next debate ;-)
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: election; hillary
Here's one I read on FR (and I'm sorry I can't remember the FReeper author)
1. The only way Clinton will be out of the race is when Judy Garland throws a pale of water on her.
Another:
2. Guinness is adding a new world record: The worlds most expensive prostitute charges $250,000.00 for 20 minutes.
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posted on
10/14/2016 1:44:27 AM PDT
by
Toadman
To: Toadman
If Hitlery was alone in the
woods with no one around to hear her, would she still lie?
2
posted on
10/14/2016 2:23:30 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Texas Eagle
Yes she would, it is in her DNA!
3
posted on
10/14/2016 2:45:11 AM PDT
by
nclaurel
To: Toadman
Bill & Hillary’s marriage counselor said they should talk more during sex. So Bill called her from a hotel.
4
posted on
10/14/2016 3:31:51 AM PDT
by
shoff
(Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
To: Toadman
5
posted on
10/14/2016 3:42:03 AM PDT
by
Buckeye Battle Cry
(Higgs-Boson 2016! Black Matter Lives!!!)
To: Texas Eagle
6
posted on
10/14/2016 4:04:15 AM PDT
by
Anima Mundi
(Envy is just passive, lazy greed.)
To: Toadman
Do you think adult diapers will stop WikiLeaks?
7
posted on
10/14/2016 4:25:23 AM PDT
by
VRW Conspirator
(Enforce the Law. Build the Wall.)
To: VRW Conspirator
Do you think adult diapers will stop WikiLeaks?
Depends.
8
posted on
10/14/2016 4:30:12 AM PDT
by
Thickman
(Obama - Professor of the United States)
To: Toadman
I was at Trump's Lakeland rally and there were about 6 protestors in their little safe zone so I went over to take a picture of them. One was yelling some trash about the Trump "scandal". I yelled back..."Close, but no cigar!" I wish I had it on video, the Trump supporters were laughing so hard I almost felt sorry for the young protestors, they had no clue why it was so hilarious.
9
posted on
10/14/2016 4:40:56 AM PDT
by
DocRock
(And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
To: Toadman
If Hillary can’t satisfy her husband, what makes you think she can satisfy the United States of America?
or
If Bill doesn’t want Hillary, why should we?
10
posted on
10/14/2016 4:49:04 AM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: Toadman
Bill has started a hashtag called #SometimesHillary.
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posted on
10/14/2016 5:06:28 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Toadman
The only man Hillary ever got off was a guy who raped a 12 year old girl.
12
posted on
10/14/2016 5:08:07 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Toadman
Telling people to go to hillary dot com for the truth is like suggesting they go to Antarctica to look for a golf course.
ML/NJ
13
posted on
10/14/2016 5:25:05 AM PDT
by
ml/nj
(quotequote)
To: Toadman
The only man Hillary ever got off was a guy who raped a 12 year old girl.
14
posted on
10/14/2016 5:52:55 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Toadman
The only man Hillary ever got off was a guy who raped a 12 year old girl.
15
posted on
10/14/2016 5:52:56 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Toadman
The only thing Bill would stick in Hillary would be a wooden stake.
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posted on
10/14/2016 7:05:47 AM PDT
by
shoff
(Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
To: Texas Eagle
Hillary is SOOO Corrupt, that...
How corrupt IS she??
FReepers, finish the line. Lots of possible choices.
17
posted on
10/14/2016 7:24:07 AM PDT
by
YepYep
(Build the America you want at your house and keep looking up.)
To: Toadman
Voting for Hitlery because she’s a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a Tootsie Roll
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posted on
10/14/2016 9:49:55 AM PDT
by
LOC1
(We need a new President.)
To: Toadman
Hillary Clinton is the very first American to get an e-mail from a Nigerian prince and actually receive the twenty-million dollars.
19
posted on
10/18/2016 9:07:36 PM PDT
by
Nea Wood
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