Posted on 09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
This thread is either going to end up to be really hilarious or really lame, but I can't quite decide which it will be yet; it could go both ways.
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We must make this thread happen bi any means necessary
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The newest LGBT festival.... North Bi Northwest
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If you ask bisexuals about their sexuality, they couldn't give you a straight answer.
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I'm still finding myself on both sides. Whether you're raising a point or split down the middle, it doesn't really matter to me, though.
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Did you hear about the bisexual support group?
It's called AAM, Ambivalents Anonymous Maybe, and meets twice a week, unless something comes up.
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When a bisexual flirts with you, it's called a bipass.
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1 percent of people are bisexual, the other 99 percent got sucked into it!
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I used to work in a supermarket and once had the following conversation with a customer:
"Would you like paper or plastic today?"
"Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm bi-sack-sual!"
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Smoke em if ya got em.
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Well, Wednesday is gonna suck.
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No one can take it now.
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You're doing it wrong.
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And you do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around....
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She was always a wallflower.
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Wow Granny, what big hoots you have.
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Hillary Clinton’s email is hrod17@clintonemail.com
hrod17.... is that short for Hot Rod?
And what about the 17? Are there 17 other Hot Rods out there?
Happy Friday!!
But Happy Friggday none-the-less!! d:^)
My wife called down to the den and said, “Honey, you said you would take out the trash tonight.”
As the Raiders were about to make a great play I said, “Just a sec.”
She screamed, “Secs, secs, secs! I’m sick and tired of you and your secs!”
IN! I was too cold to make it sooner. It’s only 63 degrees out!
LOL!!!!!
LOL! I heard about that wet stuff!
Can any one say the difference between complete and finished?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this.
Some say there is no difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are ‘Complete.’
If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘Finished.’
And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are ‘Completely Finished.’
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
LOL! Ain’t that the truth! Luckily my neighborhood stayed above water (mostly). Did yours get flooded?
No, I’m up on a little hill.
That’s good. I never want to have a house on low ground.
Deserved. Great answer!
A language instructor was discussing double-negatives with his class. “There are languages where a double-negative is an emphatic negative, such as Russian. And there are languages where a double-negative is a positive, as in English. But there are no languages where a double-positive is interpreted as a negative.”
One of the students in the back said, “Yeah, right!”
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