Pandas aren't cute, they're death-loving oxygen-thieves. Let's just eat the idiot-bears

The Telegraph ^ | 09-15-2016 | James Kirkup

[NRx]

panda cub What are you smiling about, you over-indulged waste of air?

Let me get straight to the point. Pandas are pointless, wasteful and silly. They should die.

Let’s look at the facts here. A lot of conservationists argue that pandas are the victims of man’s actions, that urbanisation and industrialisation is killing the precious bamboo they need to live.

Eh? Bamboo? They are bears, but they eat leaves. Hello, excuse me? Panda bear. Bear. You know, large, aggressive carnivore. Big teeth, claws. Grrrr. You’re supposed to eat meat.

What on earth is with the bamboo thing? A panda’s digestive system is still set up to digest meat. The reason they can only eat only one of the hundreds of different types of bamboo the world has to offer is that their guts aren’t supposed to break down bamboo. It’s elevating fussiness to the level of suicide. It’s like me eating only car tyres and gravel and then asking for sympathy when I starve to death. Idiots.

[Little Pig]

They’re too busy hunting triceratops, apparently.

[Daffynition]

OMG! You’re right! How could I forget. ;)

[Daffynition]

For anyone who hasn't seen it; Mark Dice video:

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[PapaBear3625]

It would be great to commercialize elephants, but where would you keep them? Elephants consume a staggering amount of food every day, and need huge amounts of space. The elephant herd in Africa currently stands at about 600,000, and that’s extremely close to the maximum carrying capacity of the open land still available to them. If you were to make them more “valuable”, and thus create an interest in increasing the size of the herd, you have to have somewhere to put them all, and that becomes problematic when you have all that farmland that still has to stay productive.

It depends on how valuable the elephants are to the local government. Currently, elephants are culled to keep their numbers down so they don't bother the locals too much.

Make them valuable enough, and the locals will be culled to make room for the elephants.

[xone]

ph

[sagar]

Legalize Panda hunting and watch their population soar. Like alligators.

[Nea Wood]

Post of the day!

[Nailbiter]

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