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How Hillary Clinton can get that ‘presidential look’
Washington Post ^ | 9/7/2016 | Alexandra Petri

Posted on 09/08/2016 9:22:47 AM PDT by Borges

Trump is not wrong that Hillary Clinton does not have That Presidential Look. She is, after all, female, something that no prior president has had the misfortune to be.

And if there is one sort of content that women need more of, it is an article about how to look a certain way. So here is a quick guide to getting That Presidential Look.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016issues; hillary2016
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Whatever the political motives of this article it's still pretty funny.
1 posted on 09/08/2016 9:22:47 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

Have the moturary beautician work her magic?


2 posted on 09/08/2016 9:24:33 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Borges

They started all the blather about appearing Presidential. Because appearances are all that matter, see. Now it’s blowing back at them.


3 posted on 09/08/2016 9:26:47 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy ("We will not tolerate those who are intolerant to the intolerant.")
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To: Gaffer

Whoever gets that job better have a background in mudding drywall


4 posted on 09/08/2016 9:28:16 AM PDT by digger48
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To: Borges

This article is insulting sexist mockery of great men of the past. Typical juvenile slander that has come to represent feminism, which consists of nothing but mockery and derision and contempt - and stupidity. Because when the hags want to be respected themselves, all of a sudden there’s “gravitas” and “nuance” and god help anyone who “disses” them. These females aren’t even women - they’re vermin.

: spit :


5 posted on 09/08/2016 9:29:38 AM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Gaffer

She can shed her mortal coil and have an idealized, stylized bronze bust made depicting her in her prime. That is the only way she would ever look “presidential”.


6 posted on 09/08/2016 9:29:38 AM PDT by Jmouse007 (Lord God Almighty, deliver us from this evil in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, amen.)
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To: Borges

She has that presidential look.

She looks exactly like James Tyler does right this minute.


7 posted on 09/08/2016 9:31:37 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Talisker

You’re taking too seriously. It’s catty retro fashionista snark.


8 posted on 09/08/2016 9:32:06 AM PDT by Borges
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Our President? I’d settle for that Mussolini look. Mussolini afterwards. Elena Ceausescu pulled it off, Hillary can do it.


9 posted on 09/08/2016 9:32:30 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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No matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it's still a pig.

10 posted on 09/08/2016 9:32:43 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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She could start by dropping all the phony folksiness.

No more wide eyes. No more exagerratedd head bobbing. No more mouth agape feigned expression of childlike wonder.

Be herself. Her bloodless ambitious self.


11 posted on 09/08/2016 9:33:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Borges

She could let her beard grow out...


12 posted on 09/08/2016 9:33:15 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Borges

She has the presidential look suited for Cuba or Venezuala.


13 posted on 09/08/2016 9:34:22 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)
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To: Talisker

“spit”

Perhaps something with a bit more gutteral flem: Raca!


14 posted on 09/08/2016 9:37:52 AM PDT by Clutch Martin
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
She has that presidential look.

Yup. She looks like Hoover. Or wears a dress that looks like it was snagged from a Hoover.


15 posted on 09/08/2016 9:42:40 AM PDT by Flick Lives (TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)
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To: wastoute

Grow her beard?? i’m thinking that Bill’s pretty much as tall as he’s gonna get. :=)


16 posted on 09/08/2016 9:43:21 AM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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Agreed. Pretty funny even though they naturally had to compliment Barack 0bama at the end.

17 posted on 09/08/2016 9:43:39 AM PDT by Blue Jays
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To: Borges

The mumus made in a Captain Kangaroo pattern (multiple, huge pockets), made out of quilted oven mitt material, don’t help much.


18 posted on 09/08/2016 9:44:31 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (This is the legacy of Hillary Clinton: Death, destruction, terrorism and weakness.)
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To: Borges
Did they borrow it from Hillary?
19 posted on 09/08/2016 9:45:47 AM PDT by dirtboy
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You’re taking too seriously. It’s catty retro fashionista snark.

I get what you're saying. But it's like the Comedy Central roast recently where they called Coulter a c**t 19 times under the guide of "humor." Its not funny to me anymore. It's a lie to cover savage hatred and abuse, and I'm sick of it. I'm tired of living in a country where women have been taught to be lower than animals. Those are the 40 million reliable morons who will vote for Hillary - they're not even human anymore. And they're not funny, either.

20 posted on 09/08/2016 9:50:42 AM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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