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New Hillary Clinton Condoms Hit the Market
Gateway Pundit ^ | Aug 24th, 2016 2:12 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 08/24/2016 2:05:03 PM PDT by drewh

New Hillary Clinton Condoms Hit the Market

New Hillary Clinton condoms hit the shelves recently.

The manufacturer promises the condoms are more trusted than Hillary Clinton–

From the manufacturer:

What’s more trusted than Hillary Clinton? Well a Hillary Condom that’s for sure. These condoms won’t help with server issues or figuring out “whodonit” in Benghazi, but they’ll certainly help seal the deal at the next caucus.

There’s also an Obama condom

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1 posted on 08/24/2016 2:05:03 PM PDT by drewh
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To: drewh

K

Well, I’m dumber for clicking on the link


2 posted on 08/24/2016 2:06:44 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: drewh
The manufacturer promises the condoms are more trusted than Hillary Clinton

They'd be more trusted even if they resembled Swiss cheese.

3 posted on 08/24/2016 2:06:45 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: drewh

I guess it beats wiping your hard drive with a cloth.


4 posted on 08/24/2016 2:08:22 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Vendome

LOL, thanks for the warning.


5 posted on 08/24/2016 2:08:39 PM PDT by PROCON ("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
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To: drewh

Hey! This condom is crooked!


6 posted on 08/24/2016 2:11:19 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown
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To: DaxtonBrown

If your, ahem, member wasn’t crooked, then how would you know?


7 posted on 08/24/2016 2:13:09 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: drewh
Will it leak (ahem) ... sensitive information?

8 posted on 08/24/2016 2:15:10 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: drewh

How appropriate, nobody’s screwed the voters more than Obama and Hillary ...


9 posted on 08/24/2016 2:15:38 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: DaxtonBrown
Hey! This condom is crooked!

You must have undoubtedly got hold of the Bill Clinton model.

10 posted on 08/24/2016 2:16:30 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( Black's jobs matter!)
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To: drewh

A photo of her should do the trick...


11 posted on 08/24/2016 2:17:17 PM PDT by WayneS (“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.” - Winston Churchill)
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To: drewh

So here we are. I have lived long enought to see this. Condoms and a election. Pffft.


12 posted on 08/24/2016 2:18:36 PM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~TrumpÂ’s got this, Barry. Go back to your golf game.)
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To: drewh

I figured it was to help with birth control because obviously no one would have sex with someone with a Hillary condom on!

lol


13 posted on 08/24/2016 2:24:41 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, R)
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To: drewh

Guaranteed to prevent erections. Just the thing to give your Liberal friends as party favors.


14 posted on 08/24/2016 2:30:43 PM PDT by katana
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To: drewh
New Hillary Condom - comes in "Rotten Limberger" and "Expired Lutefisk" aromatherapy scents!

Hillary condoms! Trust us, no one is getting pregnant tonight!

15 posted on 08/24/2016 2:34:46 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: drewh

Putting Hillary Clinton’s face on a condom is probably a very effective method of birth control.


16 posted on 08/24/2016 2:47:24 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: PROCON

The sight of her kills all sexual desire!


17 posted on 08/24/2016 2:49:42 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
We are way behnd the power curve on this Cankle marketing scam scheme.
18 posted on 08/24/2016 3:06:46 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: drewh

do lesbians use condoms?


19 posted on 08/24/2016 3:25:55 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: drewh

No one wants to see a p*N1$ coming at them with HER face on it.


20 posted on 08/24/2016 3:53:38 PM PDT by Yaelle (Sorry, Mr. Franklin. We've been extremely careless with our Republic.)
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