150 DAYS!

8/23/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 150 days, 2 hours, 51 minutes, 34 seconds until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing pusillanimous lawless defiling unctuous disgusting election-corrupting formulaic callous puerile sickening wicked sullen wretched venal grifting furious (and fast), conniving Marxism-loving America-surrendering abominable stomach-turning meddling corrupt impoverishing personal-history-concealing spsthetic absurd unaccomplished putrescent contemptible megalomaniacal disruptive perjurious taxing nauseating blasphemous race-baiting crazed trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious foul exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious uncaring vile Republican-enabled wimpy prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed irresponsible belligerent repellent childish insolent felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious self-important chaos-creating lying robotic repulsive terrible pugnacious secretive brazenly-hypocritical imperious globalist preening maniacal disdainful Godless opportunistic trifling economy-sacking insincere ruinous prideful petty underhanded pretentious fraudulent heinous autocratic pouting twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging transsexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky overconfident oily pathetic self-aggrandizing artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered unrepentant constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty malefactor presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist surly disasterous conspiracy-creating smug specious anti-American immodest freakish hostile sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slippery petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational ignoble queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-fed-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
150 days
3602 hours
216171 minutes
12970294 seconds
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[Lazamataz]

Obama is disruptive.

Today is 150 days! I would normally have run a contest today, but I have no time to do so. Expect one soon though!

[null and void]

Yeah? What kind of contest?

[rjsimmon]

150 days left is 8 years too long.

[mouse_35]

So, can you say that all in one breath?

[wastedyears]

I still don’t think he’ll leave

[Blennos]

I would normally have run a contest today, but I have no time to do so. Expect one soon though!

I think we should disqualify Tennessee Nana from the contest. She's too good. She always wins. Or maybe have a second-place trophy.

[Tennessee Nana]

[Tennessee Nana]

Yes I was expecting one today !!!

:(

[Tennessee Nana]

Yeppers Ahza good’un raht nuff y’all !!!

Thetz corz Ahz ah GRITS...

Girl Raised In The South...

Waaaaaaay Souf...

Souf uf tha Ekwaiter in mah cais ...

:)

[Lazamataz]

I think we should disqualify Tennessee Nana from the contest. She's too good. She always wins. Or maybe have a second-place trophy.

Let's you and her fight. :)

[Slip18]

Just, thank God!

[mowowie]

It seems like it was only 2 years ago when we were at 300 days...

[West Texas Chuck]

Lazmont, what’s your read on our situation going into the election?

I’m scared brother, really scared, that a lot of Rs will stay home because they hate Trump. I can’t do that, I will not aid the Hideous Hag, Cankles, by omission or by comission. I’m there, November 8, with a pocket full of clothespins.

Some people seem to lose sight of what is really at stake here. It ain’t my pride because our fine Senator didn’t make the cut, it is my Beautiful America. The Land of the Free is done if Ms. Clinton wins. I’d rather vote for Trump and eat a pound of worms than EVAR see that happen.

[laplata]

Hey Laz. I heard this today.
Add it to your list and use it often:

Obama is an unwiped ass.