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Kuntzman Cries! The perils of everyday life, as seen by Gersh Kuntzman
6/23/2016
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 06/23/2016 9:54:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Gersh Kuntzman, a faltering lily from the New York Post, wrote a meek and scared little article on his experiences firing an AR-15. Here is a sample:
The recoil bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't know what you're doing. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.
Someone then created a mocking satire piece of Mr. Gersh Kuntzman driving a Prius. It is printed below:
I decided to enter the funhouse. Here are my three entries:
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gershkuntzman
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To: MeganC
81
posted on
06/23/2016 3:07:05 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(Obama and his Islam infested administration)
To: Lazamataz
82
posted on
06/23/2016 4:58:55 PM PDT
by
MileHi
(Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
To: Lazamataz
I’ve a hunch this comment will get pulled, but Kuntzmann is an appropriate name for this guy.
83
posted on
06/23/2016 5:12:43 PM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Lazamataz
Too bad he can’t try childbirth. That’s an experience!!
84
posted on
06/23/2016 6:18:50 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(Waiting for inspiration)
To: Lazamataz
Great work gutting Gersh, Laz. BTTT!
85
posted on
06/23/2016 6:22:13 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: freedumb2003
No link, I made them up. :)
86
posted on
06/24/2016 3:13:55 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
To: PGalt
87
posted on
06/24/2016 3:14:21 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
To: KosmicKitty
Too bad he can’t try childbirth. That’s an experience!!He's got the equipment for it.
88
posted on
06/24/2016 3:14:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
To: Hoffer Rand
He probably finds dryer lint traumatic.Dryer lint, you say? Hmmmm......
89
posted on
06/24/2016 3:15:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
To: Lazamataz
Now do one on seeing the name Trump on a voting machine...that can really put one in the Nurse Ratched ward.
To: Lazamataz
Bwahahahahaha...loved it.
To: Lazamataz
And an excellent job you did, too. Now you know why you are Da MAN.
92
posted on
06/24/2016 5:07:44 AM PDT
by
sport
To: Lazamataz
Bumped to lighten up a series day.
93
posted on
06/25/2016 6:27:48 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: right way right
94
posted on
06/25/2016 6:33:08 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
To: Paladin2
You had me at Death Lever.
95
posted on
06/27/2016 3:40:17 PM PDT
by
golux
To: golux
Well those lever gunz are certainly hiding behind the AR-15s these daze...
96
posted on
06/27/2016 3:55:17 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
To: Lazamataz
Could this guy be a bigger woosie?
He would freak out if he ever drove through my town with all the trucks with gun racks and such.
Do we even know if he’s really a man?
Maybe he’s just an ugly woman in pants.
97
posted on
07/01/2016 5:54:35 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of i)
To: Lazamataz
Re: late correction
Comrade Kuntman is glorious writer for Party Paper New York Daily News
NOT the bourgeious NY Post!
Off to re-education camp for you!
98
posted on
07/02/2016 7:04:00 PM PDT
by
Rockpile
(GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
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