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On my way to see Lazamataz in Atlanta -- any words of advice or caution?
Self ^ | 6/21/2016 | USConservative

Posted on 06/21/2016 4:25:26 PM PDT by usconservative

Ok, I'm leaving Chicago to go to Atlanta (I know, I know, one murdering violent hell-hole to another) and see my brother Laz.

Any parting words of advice from all of you who know him best?

Should I up the life insurance?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazdanger; lazdopey; lazfingers; lazfunny; lazhilarious; lazpsycho; lazscary; oldpianorollblues
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To: usconservative

Atl is very safe overall... the dangerous spots are very segregated....


61 posted on 06/21/2016 4:53:07 PM PDT by nevergore
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To: SomeCallMeTim
Wear a Helen Thomas mask for protection!

There went my dinner, but you know, that's a HELL of a Laz repellent!

62 posted on 06/21/2016 4:54:36 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Marie
NO BOOZE OR FOOD after midnight.

Well certainly not for him, but for me, of course!

63 posted on 06/21/2016 4:55:24 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: visualops
and, you win the award for the ‘most responsive thread starter’. haha

Can you believe Laz ain't shown up yet? WTF!!

64 posted on 06/21/2016 4:56:12 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative

haven’t seen the laz since his wedding reception party out in chicago’s sw burbs some years back ... shortly before his divorce ... AND i’m still alive


65 posted on 06/21/2016 4:56:41 PM PDT by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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To: usconservative

Body armor


66 posted on 06/21/2016 4:57:18 PM PDT by dila813 (Voting for Trump to Punish Trumpets!)
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To: Trumpet 1
Ride the elevators at dtn Regency Hyatt.

Well I have to in order to get to my suite, because that's where I'm staying! :-)

PARTY IN USC's SUITE!!!!!

67 posted on 06/21/2016 4:57:21 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: TheRightGuy

You know, I don’t know what he was thinking there ...


68 posted on 06/21/2016 4:58:12 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: dila813
Body armor

So, same as every day that I commute into Chicago to go to work then! Got it.

69 posted on 06/21/2016 4:58:45 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: ifinnegan; usconservative; Lazamataz
You mean that 50-year old virgin type guy who always talks about how he would “hit” all these women he will never ever even meet is your brother?

Well, duh ifinnegan. They both speak of the Pope as their "Father". And he is a 79 year old virgin.

70 posted on 06/21/2016 4:59:05 PM PDT by disndat
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To: disndat
They both speak of the Pope as their "Father".

Who's this "they" you talkin' about Willis?

71 posted on 06/21/2016 4:59:58 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative; Lazamataz

All joking aside, Laz is a prince of a gentleman, and a true Patriot. You will have a good time and make a friend.


72 posted on 06/21/2016 5:01:15 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: usconservative

Pittypat’s Porch was always worth a visit:

http://www.pittypatsrestaurant.com/

All my other haunts have closed- waa.


73 posted on 06/21/2016 5:01:24 PM PDT by PfromHoGro (Orwell was overly optimistic.)
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To: usconservative

Pittypat’s Porch was always worth a visit:

http://www.pittypatsrestaurant.com/

All my other haunts have closed- waa.


74 posted on 06/21/2016 5:01:25 PM PDT by PfromHoGro (Orwell was overly optimistic.)
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To: GingisK
Make? We've been friends for years. :-)

(Still, don't know I'd describe him as a "gentleman" though...)

75 posted on 06/21/2016 5:02:11 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Viking2002

“Climb up on the roof and shoot at passing cars”. Your doc says that as if it’s a bad thing.


76 posted on 06/21/2016 5:02:11 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: usconservative

My advice to you is to start drinking...heavily.


77 posted on 06/21/2016 5:02:52 PM PDT by fagin62 (Deo Vindice)
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To: usconservative
You know, I don’t know what he was thinking there ...

me either, but i do remember having given a small box of ammo as a wedding gift

78 posted on 06/21/2016 5:02:53 PM PDT by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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To: usconservative

Don’t make any set plans unless you want to hear the word “premeditated” in court.


79 posted on 06/21/2016 5:03:17 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Trump Girl Kit Cat

Lol! A chastity belt sounds like a good thing to wear on that trip.


80 posted on 06/21/2016 5:03:18 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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