***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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[Caipirabob]

My wife is Colombian and just loves John Wayne. It’s a running joke between us.

[Liberty Valance]

"Cheer up baby ... sez right here you still got time to tell the truth."

[dangus]

Can I replace half of a word with beer?
James Fennimore Cooper’s Last of the Beercans?
Beercan Pie?
Beercan Psycho?
(You know, given the rechristening of Budweiser, this sorta works.)
Beercan History X?
The Beercan President?
The Last Beercan Virgin?
Wet, Hot Beercan Summer?
Beercan Graffiti?
Beercan Flyer?
Back to movies other than “American,”
There’s the great Humphrey Bogart-Katherine Heartburn, “The Beercan Queen.”

[Bookwoman]

Daisy and Onslow! Perfect!

[YouPosting2Me]

Answer: “BEER”

A.K.A:
carrie
gladiator
titanic
rocky
alien
aliens
grease
cabaret
kingpin
hoosiers
notorious
manhattan
selena
it
dogma
insomnia
casino
goodfellas
arachnophobia
orphan
hero
flatliners
beaches
shaft
gattaca
gigli
beethoven
braveheart
evita
moonraker
oliver!
timeline
jaws
loser
traffic
batman
superman
hitch
armageddon
identity
zulu
saw
psycho
elektra
excalibur
clueless
vertigo
scream
ghost
fame
flashdance
beetlejuice
speed
honey
blow
closer
babe
trainspotting
aladdin
cocktail
repulsion
pocahontas
mulan
fargo
signs
duets
proof
inception
Etc... :)

[Daffynition]

[Lee Enfield]

The Beer Singer
Beerzilla
Beer of Dracula
The Giant Beer
The Beer of Yucca Flats

[relentlessly]

Food labeling at its best....

[Lee Enfield]

The Beer of Hollow Mountain
The Beer of the Gwanji
Jurassic Beer
The Guardians of the Beer

[Ingtar]

Beer: Ragnarok

[coincheck]

Lord of the Beers, The Beer Chronicles, The Beer, How to lose a Beer in 10 days. Twelve ‘o clock beer. Beer Harbor...

[Lee Enfield]

Beer at Sea
The Longest Beer
World War Beer
Beauty and the Beer
From Beer to the Moon

[OregonRancher]

BEEEER

[wyokostur]

"Young Beerstien"

[SERKIT]

O Beer, Where Art Thou

[SERKIT]

[folkquest]

There’s something About Beer

[4yearlurker]

The 7th Beer of Sinbad.

King Beer

[llevrok]

Singing In The Beer

[JusPasenThru]

The Eternal Sunshine of the Untouched Beer.