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The Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela
blueunicorn6 | 5/19/2016 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 05/19/2016 4:04:30 PM PDT by blueunicorn6

They have a socialist paradise in Venezuela! People there receive "according to their needs". But you'd better not need much in Venezuela Lest you find your self buried under weeds.

Oooooooooohhhhh!

They're cooking cats on every corner in Caracas. In Maracaibo they make a meal of mud. Palmasolans put pepper on their pooches. Hugo Chavez sure turned out to be a dud!

The professors in their classes in the US Tell their students that socialism is great. But I don't think they'd be asking for seconds If Spot and Mittens were cooked and on their plate!

Oooooooooohhhhh!

They're cooking cats on every corner in Caracas. In Maracaibo they make a meal of mud. Palmasolans put pepper on their pooches. Hugo Chavez sure turned out to be a dud!

The Democrats want us to be like Venezuela. Standing in line to find out that there's no bread. There's no toilet paper left in Venezuela. Democrats say you won't need it when you're dead.

Ooooooooooohhhhh!

They're cooking cats on every corner in Caracas. In Maracaibo they make a meal of mud. Palmasolans put pepper on their pooches. Hugo Chaves sure turned out to be a dud! The Democrats have socialism in their blood! Cha cha cha!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; History; Society
KEYWORDS: cuba; hugochavez; nicaragua; nicolasmaduro; russia; socialism; venezuela
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1 posted on 05/19/2016 4:04:30 PM PDT by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

Sung to what tune, please?


2 posted on 05/19/2016 4:05:55 PM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: blueunicorn6

Not bad. Meter needs work. :)


3 posted on 05/19/2016 4:06:31 PM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

Man, I just write the words.
I don’t understand all those note things.


4 posted on 05/19/2016 4:10:43 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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5 posted on 05/19/2016 4:11:35 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (This posting is a microaggression.)
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To: sparklite2

Man, take it to Midas.
They can like fix anything.


6 posted on 05/19/2016 4:12:21 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6
You got it all wrong. It's democratic socialism. No worries. It's all good.
7 posted on 05/19/2016 4:22:16 PM PDT by all the best
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To: Uncle Miltie

Ronald McDonald and the Marlboro Man have killed more than all of them combined.


8 posted on 05/19/2016 4:41:42 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (We need a separation of press and state!)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Your graphic left out Margaret Sanger who managed to kill about 60 million Americans since Roe v. Wade.


9 posted on 05/19/2016 4:51:04 PM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: Personal Responsibility; Uncle Miltie
Ronald McDonald and the Marlboro Man have killed more than all of them combined.
Hey! Don't forget Harry Blackmun - he's no piker! Nearly 60 million and counting!


10 posted on 05/19/2016 4:54:23 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Donald Trump, warts and all, is not a public enemy. The Golems in the GOP are stasis and apathy)
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To: Personal Responsibility
Ronald McDonald and the Marlboro man...weren't/aren't dictators.

You get that, right?

11 posted on 05/19/2016 4:58:59 PM PDT by Osage Orange (The GOPe.....are actually worse than the Dim's)
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To: blueunicorn6
I don’t understand all those note things.

WHAT?

A unicorn should know thisss.

"there was cats and rats and elephats" until the Maya ate ALL the elephats both North and South. And the great Mayan civilization collapsed.

Can't blame the current situation in Venezuela on anything but the gluttonous Maya.

"But lord I'm so forlorn. I just can't see no unicorn."

So maybe you aren't really a unicorn. Just kidding. I KNOW you are a unicorn.

12 posted on 05/19/2016 5:33:05 PM PDT by disndat
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To: blueunicorn6

Give me a few days and I can arrange some cordage for you if’n you want.


13 posted on 05/19/2016 5:53:19 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: waterhill

Sure. Go ahead.

All I’ve got is some oats so I can’t pay you anything, though.


14 posted on 05/19/2016 6:08:31 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

Fit the meter and tempo around ‘’Having A Heat Wave’’.


15 posted on 05/19/2016 6:25:00 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!''-- Popeye The Sailorman.)
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To: blueunicorn6

I meant chords as in music. Oats are cool though, I was gonna do it for free


16 posted on 05/19/2016 6:54:19 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Sleep with one eye open!

17 posted on 05/19/2016 6:54:45 PM PDT by Ozark Tom
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To: disndat
How come they have no wild pig? We should send them some ;-)


18 posted on 05/19/2016 7:16:30 PM PDT by Ozark Tom
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To: Uncle Miltie; All

Interesting chart; thread. Thanks. BUMP!


19 posted on 05/19/2016 7:32:13 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: COBOL2Java

Excellent point


20 posted on 05/19/2016 7:57:03 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (We need a separation of press and state!)
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