Mother can't stop eating her ARMCHAIR due to bizarre addiction that makes her crave foam

The Daily Mail ^ | March 17, 2016 | Alley Einstein

[bgill]

I've only just started revealing the extent of my cravings to friends and family

Sure, no one ever noticed big hunks missing from their furniture.

[llevrok]

When she say someone is “sponge worthy”, that's not necessarily a good thing!

[tumblindice]

I saw a show ‘Intervention’? about a woman who claimed to be addicted to eating toilet paper.

[Jonty30]

I cant imagine just how thirsty she must be.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Would you like some whine with your chaise?

[grey_whiskers]

Rubio’s syndrome?

[grey_whiskers]

+1

[grey_whiskers]

Go ahead, say it. Out loud.

[faithhopecharity]

probably much better for her than a certain big fastfood hamburger

[KarlInOhio]

After eating a typewriter my doctor diagnosed me with pica pica.

[hal ogen]

Without even reading the article...must be a LIB.

[howlinhound]

Note to self: Turn down all dinner invites from Ms Cullen..

[alexander_busek]

Note to self: Turn down all dinner invites from Ms Cullen..

Oh, you can by all means accept a dinner invitation from Ms Cullen. Just don't forget to bring a "host gift" when you come - maybe a throw-cushion, or some shoulder pads!

Regards,

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I doubt anyone develops something like this in the places where actual starvation or even severe malnutrition regularly occurs.

Yeah they do.

Partly because they eat things that we would not normally because they are hungry.

Over time they come to crave it.

It is called "earth eating" and it usually shows up in pregnant women.

[PGR88]

Have they tried giving her a salt-lick?

[tumblindice]

But I’ll bet she makes a sponge cake to die for!
“Ma’am, could you bring me another pitcher of water?”

[acad1228]

Maybe she can be recovered?

[CivilWarBrewing]

If she lives to be 100 there’s going to be a serious run on armchairs.

[henbane]

KEYBOARD CUISINE

[easternsky]

You owe me a sponge to clean up my keyboard.