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A Joke
Posted on 03/14/2016 11:37:01 PM PDT by Talisker
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It's okay, you can laugh.
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:37:01 PM PDT
by
Talisker
To: Talisker
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:38:21 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Talisker
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:38:35 PM PDT
by
Lee Enfield
(I identify as rich, cut me a check.)
To: Talisker
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:41:52 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: ifinnegan
Its not that funny.
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:45:09 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Talisker
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:53:06 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(My hyprocrisy goes only so far.)
To: Talisker
So a week without mice for breakfast?
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posted on
03/14/2016 11:56:09 PM PDT
by
Happy Rain
(CRUZ 2016 "Closest Thing We Have To Reagan" - Rush Limbaugh)
To: Talisker
One night the older sister of twin brothers convinced them it was time they learned to curse like real farmhands. She helped them practice quietly in their room that evening until they were sure they were ready for the big day. They got up that morning and dressed as usual and went down to breakfast.
Their mother asked the first twin what he wanted for breakfast and he put on his best farmhand voice and said “I
think I’ll have a bowl of them damn Cheerios”
The mother, without a word grabbed the boy by his shirt collar, drug him to the sink and washed his mouth out with laundry soap, spanked him and sent him back to his room. She then turned to the second twin and asked him what he wanted for breakfast.
His wide eyed reply was; “It sure as Hell won’t be Cheerios!”
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posted on
03/15/2016 12:02:24 AM PDT
by
Fai Mao
To: Happy Rain
So a week without mice for breakfast? Thanks. That was funnier than the joke.
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posted on
03/15/2016 12:11:28 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Obama - the AIDS virus for the American body politic.)
To: Talisker
It's okay, you can laugh.
To: Talisker
All this reminds me of my first mother-in-law, who was a 5-year-old girl in Orebro, Sweden, when the first automobile came to town.
After seeing one in the town square she ran eight blocks to the home of a professor she liked and urged him, Come quickly. Theres a carriage in the town square that doesnt need a horse. Its called an automobile!
Dont be silly, Ingrid, said the professor. There cant be any such thing. Auto is Greek and Mobile is Latin.
And then he closed the door and went back to bed.
http://www.wnd.com/2015/08/anti-trumpians-just-dont-get-it/#i73xLwleLfGZLKUM.99 (It’s a Trump joke)
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posted on
03/15/2016 1:19:42 AM PDT
by
donna
(Radicalized Christians become missionaries; then, they tell everyone that Jesus loves them!)
To: Talisker; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; 50mm; Darksheare
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posted on
03/15/2016 1:32:43 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
To: Talisker
Speaking of kicking the kitty.....
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posted on
03/15/2016 1:34:59 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
To: Darksheare
Ice Cthream Anyone?
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posted on
03/15/2016 1:38:04 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
To: Talisker
All that reading for THAT punchline? Meh
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posted on
03/15/2016 2:08:08 AM PDT
by
Bullish
(Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
To: Talisker
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posted on
03/15/2016 2:43:07 AM PDT
by
MagnoliaB
(You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
To: shibumi
Cthulhu makes ice cream now? Yikes!
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posted on
03/15/2016 3:37:28 AM PDT
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: Jimmy Valentine
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posted on
03/15/2016 3:49:15 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
To: Talisker
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posted on
03/15/2016 3:53:18 AM PDT
by
JohnG45
To: shibumi
Obligatory credit to Groucho Marx.
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posted on
03/15/2016 4:41:30 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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