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One Third of Florida Voters Think Ted Cruz Might Be the Zodiac Killer [satire]
The Hollywood Wrap ^ | February 26, 2016 @ 8:58 am | By Beatrice Verhoeven

Posted on 02/26/2016 12:41:55 PM PST by drewh

However, the majority of people are aware that Cruz would have been a toddler when the killings were happening in northern California

Thirty-eight percent of Florida voters actually think Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac Killer, a so-far unidentified serial killer who came to notoriety for a series of slayings in northern California in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

According to Public Policy Polling, 10 percent of voters in Florida say Cruz is the killer, whereas another 28 percent are not sure whether he is.

However, 62 percent of people realize that the 45-year-old Texas senator would have been a toddler if he indeed were the Zodiac Killer.

Also Read: Hollywood Stars for Ted Cruz (List)

Talk of Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer began in 2013. The Daily Dot traced back the origins of the meme to a tweet mentioning that one of Cruz’s speeches in that year began with, “This is the Zodiac Speaking.”

Memes of side-by-side photos of Cruz and the Zodiac Killer have surfaced on social media as well. Public Policy Polling, a left-leaning polling firm that is known to add amusing questions to the end of its polls, was asked to include the question by various Twitter users.

Also Read: Ted Cruz Asks Spokesman to Resign Over Inaccurate Rubio Comments (Video)

Last year, Public Policy Polling famously included a poll question about whether Republicans supported the bombing of fictional kingdom Agrabah from Disney’s animated movie “Aladdin.”


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cruz; nobodylikested; satire; zodiac
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1 posted on 02/26/2016 12:41:55 PM PST by drewh
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Cruise is not my guy. But this is way over-the-top. Mainstream media attacking Republicans again


2 posted on 02/26/2016 12:42:56 PM PST by stocksthatgoup (My first choice is Trump 4 economics and Not a Politician . Cruz to endorse Rubio Stay Home)
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Folks, if you're reading this, you know what needs to happen.
It doesn't take a big contribution. Pick your comfort level and
please join others to help put the FReepathon to rest. Thank you.

3 posted on 02/26/2016 12:44:36 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Facing Trump nomination inevitability, folks are now openly trying to help Hillary destroy him.)
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To: drewh

Well, he does have a face only a mother could love!


4 posted on 02/26/2016 12:44:52 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: drewh

I guarantee they are ALL DEMOCRATS........................


5 posted on 02/26/2016 12:45:06 PM PST by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: drewh

When he was 13 he was out giving speeches about free enterprise and liberty.


6 posted on 02/26/2016 12:45:48 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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7 posted on 02/26/2016 12:46:00 PM PST by VitacoreVision
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You never see them in the same place. Well do you?


8 posted on 02/26/2016 12:46:26 PM PST by moehoward
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Damned straight he is!!!


9 posted on 02/26/2016 12:46:53 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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"Thirty-eight percent of Florida voters actually think Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac Killer.."

These are the people who live in Waters World. Geeeeeez!

10 posted on 02/26/2016 12:48:40 PM PST by Spunky (Trump says: I am Greedy! Greedy! Greedy! Trumps also a LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!)
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To: drewh

I am not a Cruz supporter but this is indeed way over the top.


11 posted on 02/26/2016 12:50:28 PM PST by Parley Baer
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To: drewh

They call it FloriDUH for a reason.


12 posted on 02/26/2016 12:52:43 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: drewh

I laughed out loud at this. What a bunch of idiots


13 posted on 02/26/2016 12:52:48 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: drewh

Probably the same people who elected Alan Grayson.


14 posted on 02/26/2016 12:53:39 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Cruz 2016)
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To: stocksthatgoup
All of the candidates have a little known past.

Ted was on a murder spree even before he was born, that is just how nasty he is! But it should be pointed out that Rubio shot JFK and Trump is really Rasputin who helped destroy the Russian aristocracy over a parking lot for carriage parking.

Among the demonstrates Bernie Sanders was once known as Count Chocula the cereal killer and Hillary was once the miss March centerfold in Mortician's digest.

15 posted on 02/26/2016 12:55:01 PM PST by DaveyB (Live free or die!)
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Who would have thought that a Hollywood Wrap reporter would be a Trump supporter?

Definite proof that Trump is the best old white guy for the job of president.


16 posted on 02/26/2016 12:57:50 PM PST by JJ_Folderol
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17 posted on 02/26/2016 12:57:56 PM PST by The Iceman Cometh (Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio - Amnesty Pimps)
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38%?

Kind of explains how Rubio got in.


18 posted on 02/26/2016 12:58:28 PM PST by LoneStar42
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To: Red Badger

The vast majrity are Trunpnutters.


19 posted on 02/26/2016 12:58:37 PM PST by traderrob6
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To: drewh
The other two thirds think he is Grandpa Munster.


20 posted on 02/26/2016 12:58:48 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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