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Vanity-Sister in Tenn can't get Directv signal but NASA can beam perfect photos from Pluto!

Posted on 02/14/2016 1:06:53 PM PST by Cats Pajamas

Why????????????????????


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21 posted on 02/14/2016 1:15:53 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ETL

Or try aiming the dish at Uranus.


22 posted on 02/14/2016 1:16:03 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Cats Pajamas

Obviously, she should be subscribing to NASA, not DirectTV!


23 posted on 02/14/2016 1:16:43 PM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: Cats Pajamas
The unique features of Pluto.TV include:

Pluto.TV Expands Its Lineup of Web Channels, Including Complex Media ...

Pluto TV

24 posted on 02/14/2016 1:17:12 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

Urs!


25 posted on 02/14/2016 1:17:45 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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26 posted on 02/14/2016 1:19:17 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Obscured by Trees? Otherwise not many things prevent satellite signals. Or heavy density of close proximity powerlines. Cannot image a site it is impossible unless nearby hill in the direction of satellite signal path. Microwave RF signals do not bend much.


27 posted on 02/14/2016 1:23:29 PM PST by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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To: Squantos; ETL; al baby; Salamander
It's because the studio where they film Pluto is closer.

They are using the same one from the time they took fake pictures of the Moon landing ... and the planting of the flag on Mars that SheJack witnessed.


28 posted on 02/14/2016 1:27:29 PM PST by shibumi (Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
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To: Cats Pajamas

My siblings cannot get internet because some very local politician signed a township wide cable contract, but the cable company won’t go down that road. I’m not talking about the sticks.

Maybe her issue is some politician who did not get his/her cut, not a tech problem.


29 posted on 02/14/2016 1:28:43 PM PST by madison10
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To: Squantos

Because URanus is ugly and full of gas.


30 posted on 02/14/2016 1:30:31 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Cruz 2016)
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To: mountn man

Excellent! Is that your wife or mistress?

For a guy who just recently claimed on a Burt Reynolds thread that he was a dead ringer for this guy below, you sure must have one heck of a good pickup line!

Deliverance remains popular to this day and through the years has been ...

31 posted on 02/14/2016 1:30:39 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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To: Cats Pajamas
She needs to pay for the 70-meter dish along with a special installation fee to use the really big screws on her roof.


32 posted on 02/14/2016 1:43:18 PM PST by KarlInOhio (An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
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To: Cats Pajamas

You sister has a set of 120 foot $100 million dishes she collects satellite signals from? Didn’t think so.


33 posted on 02/14/2016 1:43:22 PM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Cats Pajamas

The picture may be good, but it takes hours to receive one frame. With giant antennas.
She wants 30 of those frames per second. With a crappy tiny antenna.


34 posted on 02/14/2016 1:54:53 PM PST by ctdonath2 (History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the week or the timid. - Ike)
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To: Cats Pajamas
DirectTV satellite dish

NASA "satellite dish"

NASA Deep Space Network

Any questions?

(BTW - "only the Deep Space Network's very largest, 70-meter dishes can detect New Horizons' faint signal."

"42 minutes to return one LORRI (Long Range Reconnaissance Imager) photo to Earth." [that's transmitting time for one still photo - the signal traves for almost 4.5 hours to get to earth])

35 posted on 02/14/2016 1:56:52 PM PST by BwanaNdege
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To: Cats Pajamas

The Pluto images are CGI.


36 posted on 02/14/2016 1:58:17 PM PST by TruthInThoughtWordAndDeed (Yahuah Yahusha)
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To: Cats Pajamas
What, no one has asked if she was logged in and her beeber set to stune?
37 posted on 02/14/2016 2:01:17 PM PST by buckalfa (I am feeling much better now.)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Mis-aligned dish, obstruction, or bad cable or component.

If mis-aligned, she might get a signal in perfect weather, but have it fade in anything less;

Obstruction could come from trees, clouds with heavy moisture content, heavy rain or snow falling, leaf, snow or ice accumulation on the dish, or something blocking the LNB (the white plastic part on the arm that sits in front of the dish).

Cables, cable connectors, multiplexers, and/or the receiver itself could also introduce issues. These are usually (but not always) all-or-nothing problems, where either it’ll work or it won’t.

Tell her to call to cancel her service, saying she’s going to go to Dish, or to the local cable provider. They’ll do whatever it takes to retain her as a customer - usually including providing new equipment, and installing that equipment for free, AND reducing her monthly bill.


38 posted on 02/14/2016 2:05:25 PM PST by Be Free (I believe in gun control. The more people that control their own guns, the safer we'll all be.)
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To: Cats Pajamas

I have a friend in Central Fla. Has Direct TV internet.... Awful
Down most of the time. Call the Co., they put a trace and tell him the signal is excellent.
I know nothing about Satellite internet, but have read up on it.
Seems they stick you in a group w/ a finite amount of broadband.
Your fellow groupies may be using up all of it, leaving you in a lurch.

That isn’t the only answer though. When I was there it was the beginning of the month and unlikely that the limit had been reached.

I tried to help them recently when visiting them. Frustrating.
Sad part, it’s their only way other than dialup to connect.


39 posted on 02/14/2016 2:58:12 PM PST by Vinnie
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To: Cats Pajamas

Trees?

Dish knocked out of alignment?

Loose cable?


40 posted on 02/14/2016 3:33:36 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Democrats... BETRAYING America since 1828.)
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