Posted on 02/07/2016 4:26:25 AM PST by Lazamataz
It is 348 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes, 19 seconds until the destructive Islamic malevolent anti-American incompetent socialist petulant Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist illegal communist gay crack-smoking Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator President "Stompy-Foot" Obama leaves office.
That is:
348 days
8356 hours
501393 minutes
30083599 seconds
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Urine!
As you may have figured out by now, everything I do has purpose. Typing "urine!", which is an oronym of the phrase "You're in!", allows me to pee on Obama a few times a thread. :)
See? I promised you'd learn a new word a day. If you don't see one in the Obama noun-modifiers, look to the body of the thread. Today's word is "oronym". :)
Thank you, novemberslady. Four weeks is all I need. :)
I LOVE DA HAPIDANTS!
Good morning, dear. I am happy to assimilate “oronym.” My young students of language will love it!
An oronym is almost like a mondegreen, but less bohemian.
“And you will learn one new word a day! :)”
“See? I promised you’d learn a new word a day. If you don’t see one in the Obama noun-modifiers, look to the body of the thread. Today’s word is “oronym”. :)”
The way doubting Thomas sees it, I’m already four to the good in just one day. How does he do it folks?
Obama noun-modifiers, oronym.
I love you. I really do.
(advance 70 years, the child is now an elderly person in a nursing home).
Child-turned-senior-citizen: ".... and there was this one WONDERFUL teacher, who taught me the word 'oronym' by using the example word 'urine'!"
(other seniors) "cackle-cackle-hahahah-cackle..." (two of them die).
PS: wita, another word. Expository. FIVE FOR FIVE baby!
You’re a treasure, Laz. And you’re absolutely right: they will never forgot the oronym “urine.” Nothing sticks in the mind like bodily-function references. I’m sure there’s a natural selection advantage to this, somehow.
Getting there!!
What do you think he's been doing all the hitting with?
"My, what a big Thesaurus you have there Laz. Are you going to hit me with that?"
You nut!
I’m not taking the rap-tor for that!
...the destructive Islamic malevolent anti-American incompetent socialist petulant Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist illegal communist gay crack-smoking Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator President "Stompy-Foot"...Yeah, I think it's all in there.
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