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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 02/05/2016 4:47:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Speaking about limericks, I present the Eagles song “Victim of Love”
What kind of love have you got
You should be home but you’re not
A room full of noise
And dangerous boys
Still make you thirsty and hot
I heard about you and that man
There’s just one thing I don’t understand
You say he’s a liar
And he put out your fire
How come you still got his gun in your hand
Victim of love, I see your broken heart
I could be wrong but I’m not
Victim of love, it’s such an easy part
What kind of love have you got?
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:26:42 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:33:41 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:34:19 AM PST
by
Girlene
To: bert
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:37:20 AM PST
by
MagnoliaB
(You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
To: Lucky9teen
This Presidential Election, there is only one man who knows what to do to fix our country. Vote for Clayton Bigsby.
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:37:38 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: Gamecock
Fusilli Jerry!
It was a million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one.
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:37:56 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty.)
To: smokingfrog
A guy walks into the Library, goes up to the Librarian , and says
"GIVE ME TWO CHEESEBURGERS!" The Librarian glares and him and says, "sir, this is a Library."
So, the guy says, "ok, give me two cheeseburgers".
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:45:23 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 5:52:55 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lucky9teen
Don'tcha worry none about naysayers. If we can't laugh at difficult topics and edgy subjects, how the heck do we expect to do all the serious work yet to be done?
CARRY ON!!
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posted on
02/05/2016 6:09:20 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lucky9teen
Good Morning!
It’s snowing here, eek.
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posted on
02/05/2016 6:19:44 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 6:29:40 AM PST
by
red-dawg
(NO Prisoners.)
To: left that other site
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posted on
02/05/2016 6:52:18 AM PST
by
PROCON
(Proud CRUZader!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:04:22 AM PST
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
To: ConservativeWarrior
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:36:11 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:48:52 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><> GO CRUZ!!!!)
To: red-dawg
Is that true? It is awefully hard to tell on a silliness thread!
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:52:25 AM PST
by
CSM
(White wine sipping, caviar munching, Georgetown cocktail circuit circulating, Perrier conservative.)
To: dayglored
Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants....
I've got my tight pants
I've got my tight pants on
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:52:59 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:57:14 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:59:43 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Sometimes, courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says, "I'll try again tomorrow.")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/05/2016 7:59:52 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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