If you have to ask...
Posted on 01/26/2016 12:32:10 PM PST by virgil283
"You have probably had a friend who started dating a woman that really made you scratch your head. She was flaky, possessive, and high-drama. Everyone could see that the gal was toxic and really bringing your buddy down…everyone, that is, except your buddy......" Short video also..
(Excerpt) Read more at artofmanliness.com ...
LOL.
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“6) Take your phone off the hook until the number can be changed.”
You do realize that there is an entire generation that doesn’t even know what taking a phone off the hook means.
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15: Has she always been female and does she have 2 X chromosomes to prove it?
What if she never calls you by name?
There was a country song about that one.
Now WAIT a minute. That’s a pretty broad brush you’re painting with...
1) She has red hair -YES
2) She has a hyphenated last name -Did for a lot of years
3) She studied liberal arts -YES
4) She owns more cats than TVs -Did for a LONG time
5) She voted for Obama -Not even if you paid me
6) Thinks guns are bad -Love guns
7) Thinks sex is icky -Love sex, too
8) Dated Lazamataz, even once. -Not yet
9) Visits DU -Never have, never will
10) Doesn’t go to church -YES, and teach Bible Study
11) Doesn’t believe in God -YES and serve Him
12) Doesn’t like BBQ, Trucks, baseball, or beer -like 3 out of 4, LOVE football, does that count?
13) Can’t support herself -YES, and Hubby, too
14) Doesn’t like/want kids -YES, and like the grandkids, too
15) Watches any TV show on Life, BET, Women networks. -hate chick flicks
Would Laz hit the squirrel?
Would the squirrel hit Laz?
:)
The Hot Crazy matrix also is a good bell weather.
Too funny. ...Run!
If you have to ask...
“she has horses”
One of my rules of life:
Women with horses are
nutty, of courses.
I missed where it said, “Ignore all these as long as you’re enjoying the sex. Then go on the Internet and rant about evil b3tches while looking for your next identical girlfriend.”
...how much force do you have to put behind a squirrel to make it a stabbing weapon?
I was wondering the same thing.
hahahaha great one.
“Your friends start referring to her as Misty. True story.”
I dated a woman named Misty for a while. You ain’t freakin’ lying.
I could live with the red hair. Zero as in 0 on the rest.
I do know one woman who loved and owned horses who wasn't a nut job. In college I was an assistant manager of a store and she worked for me. We became very good friends, she with my fiancee also, and we are still friends today. She was a really wonderful person and finally married a Veterinarian. They are really in love and make a wonderful couple.
Probably a statistical outlier.
You are 49 years too late. The divorce and annulment helped and a strawberry blond, curly haired lass pulled me from the depths.
It’s Jake from State Farm.
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