Man dies after condom machine explosion

The Local de ^ | 12/28/2015

[righttackle44]

I guess German engineering doesn’t extend to birth control.

[Rockpile]

Not a good year for Dumbkopf.

[Spunky]

The Trojan Horse gave him a BLOW job.

[American in Israel]

Laugh of the day!

[Responsibility2nd]

Doesn’t sound tragic to me.

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It IS tragic. Someone is out thousand of dollars in a blowed up condom machine.

[Gamecock]

Well done.

[rktman]

How NOT to blow up a condom. DOH!

[EQAndyBuzz]

Hit in the head with shrapnel? Guess he wasn’t wearing protection.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Then it occurred to me that he might be one of Germany's recent "refugees," and so had plenty of bombs on hand anyway.

It is odd that the linked website made no attempt to identify this loser by name. Too revealing?

[PAR35]

How is this a tragedy? A criminal dies as a result of his own criminal act.

[Company Man]

Now this, this is a true Darwin Award candidate. Not some damn fool walking off a cliff while staring at his smartphone.

You can get killed fooling around with home made explosive devices. Who knew?

[Boogieman]

So now when a girl asks me to wear one, I can truthfully say “no way, condoms kill!”

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Rubberliner.

[PAR35]

No names. Odds are they were Muzzis.

[Squawk 8888]

Theft may not be a capital offence but stupidity sure is.

[Company Man]

Sorry, the word ‘killed’ should have been in a red font in that post. I’ll make the correction in the next nineteen reposts.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

He died a climatic death.

[Yaelle]

So you used to work for the NY Post! Excellent headline!

[howlinhound]

He could have borrowed the money for condoms from Sandra Fluke

[Lurker]

You win the internet today.

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