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Man dies after condom machine explosion
The Local de ^ | 12/28/2015

Posted on 12/28/2015 12:15:40 PM PST by Responsibility2nd

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A true Darwin Award Winner.

He killed himself in an attempt to get condoms. Presumably to ensure he would not pass on his defective genes.

1 posted on 12/28/2015 12:15:41 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Ooops. Münster s/b Münster.
2 posted on 12/28/2015 12:17:10 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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Crazy me, but I would have just paid for the condoms.


3 posted on 12/28/2015 12:17:49 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
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Death by condom


4 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:03 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

It’s not a condom machine, it is a condom dispenser. And it dished out some woopa$$.


5 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:27 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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“Halten mein beir...”


6 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:37 PM PST by Hugin ("First thing--get yourself a firearm!" Sheriff Ed Galt, Last Man Standing.)
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My first though was, “why would you go through the trouble of assembling a bomb just to get condoms?” Then it occurred to me that he might be one of Germany’s recent “refugees,” and so had plenty of bombs on hand anyway.


7 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:58 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Don't Tread On Me)
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I wonder how much money was in that machine? More than it cost to make a bomb?


8 posted on 12/28/2015 12:21:22 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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The shard of metal then struck him in the head, leaving him unconscious.

Must...resist...urge...

9 posted on 12/28/2015 12:23:25 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Trump to McCain - "Pass the strawberries".)
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Rubber hit the road?


10 posted on 12/28/2015 12:23:46 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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“Halten Sie mein Bombe und sehen dies.”


11 posted on 12/28/2015 12:24:56 PM PST by SpinnerWebb (Winter is coming)
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Then it occurred to me that he might be one of Germany's recent "refugees," and so had plenty of bombs on hand anyway.

Well, there was no name of the perp mentioned, meaning it was probably "Achmed" (as in dead terrorist) or "Muhammed" or something along those lines.

12 posted on 12/28/2015 12:25:58 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


13 posted on 12/28/2015 12:26:57 PM PST by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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Man dies after condom machine explosion

RUBBER ROBBER KILLED IN BLOW JOB

14 posted on 12/28/2015 12:27:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (He did the Munster Mash. . . .)
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LOL. No kidding.


15 posted on 12/28/2015 12:29:56 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Trump to McCain - "Pass the strawberries".)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows

“RUBBER ROBBER KILLED IN BLOW JOB”

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Slings might try and build a better comment when he posts his NAPL. But I don’t think he’ll succeed.

(applause)


16 posted on 12/28/2015 12:30:52 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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I HATE it when that happens.


17 posted on 12/28/2015 12:33:48 PM PST by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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I’m sure he’ll be in the top 3 for 2015 award winners...


18 posted on 12/28/2015 12:36:40 PM PST by G Larry (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
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A young man from central Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.

Doesn't sound tragic to me.

19 posted on 12/28/2015 12:38:05 PM PST by pgkdan (But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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This time, the condoms shot back.


20 posted on 12/28/2015 12:39:32 PM PST by IronJack
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