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This Man has been Trying to Live Life as a Goat
Motherboard ^ | August 11, 2015 | Mathew Braga

Posted on 12/22/2015 6:58:06 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion

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To: aMorePerfectUnion

ROFL The funniest part is the goat top right, at the crest of the hill. If that isn’t a WHAT THE BLOODY HELL look, I’ve never seen one.


41 posted on 12/22/2015 8:09:26 PM PST by KGeorge (I will miss you forever, Miss Mu. 7/1/2006- 11/16/2015)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

I have never tried living life as a goat. Looks difficult.

I did try life as a jackass. That did not get me very far, especially with Mrs. F.E.


42 posted on 12/22/2015 8:10:08 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Time to call Goat Boy, Jim Breuer!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/302785


43 posted on 12/22/2015 8:10:54 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: FlyingEagle

Stooopid sheet!


44 posted on 12/22/2015 8:12:30 PM PST by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepeesssssed)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Goat marriage next.


45 posted on 12/22/2015 8:18:47 PM PST by Diamond (He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people,)
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To: Talisker

De-evolution is a thing.

Q: Are we not men?

A: We are DEVO


46 posted on 12/22/2015 8:19:39 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (As long as America's tolerence of failure is not overwhelmed by a desire to succeed, we will fail.)
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To: Elsie

yep, lol what did he use for toilet paper? Or did he smell like a goat also...


47 posted on 12/22/2015 8:22:13 PM PST by goat granny
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

48 posted on 12/22/2015 8:22:26 PM PST by woofie
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

The muslims actually invented the first condoms out of goat gut. Some years later, the Chinese perfected them when they took the gut out of the goats.


49 posted on 12/22/2015 8:28:24 PM PST by umgud
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To: Clay Moore

My male angora’s would urinate on their underbelly, never make it to beard as angoras don’t have beards, but you could smell him from 20 feet away and he was not in a pleasant attitude...had to be careful during breeding season. He would actually stay with a female until she was ready to accept him, he actually was somewhat courting her, gently after mating he left her alone....Have known a few human males that do the same thing LOL When he had mated with every female, the rituals stopped and so did his peeing on himself....something was wrong with those female goats that found that odor sexy....


50 posted on 12/22/2015 8:33:16 PM PST by goat granny
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Men Who Stare As Goats?


51 posted on 12/22/2015 8:34:33 PM PST by ctdonath2 (History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the week or the timid. - Ike)
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52 posted on 12/22/2015 8:35:04 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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To: Elsie

If he was challenged by a good size male, that boy was in big trouble. He either had to run real fast (goats are fast on their feet) or they would bury him when they found the pieces...the world is full of idiots....lol


53 posted on 12/22/2015 8:38:12 PM PST by goat granny
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Please be more respectful. This is a protected non-species-conforming minority.


54 posted on 12/22/2015 9:06:27 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Advice to this guy - NEVER travel to an arab country.


55 posted on 12/22/2015 9:30:08 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

This really gets my goat! (rimshot)


56 posted on 12/23/2015 1:16:58 AM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: o_1_2_3__
What do you mean “not exactly?!”

What do you mean, "What do I mean?"

You wrote GOAT - the text says oxen.

57 posted on 12/23/2015 4:15:44 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Clay Moore

My two (ustabe) male goats were wethered (OUCH!) when they were young.

None of this crass behavior and odor with them.


58 posted on 12/23/2015 4:16:49 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: KGeorge
My Jack says...

WHAT???



59 posted on 12/23/2015 4:18:55 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: FlyingEagle

Mrs.Elsie says I am doing that!


60 posted on 12/23/2015 4:19:56 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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