Harrison Ford's 'Star Wars 7' Salary Was Just Announced — And It's Out of This Galaxy

Mic ^ | 12-21-2015 | Claire Lampen

[Citizen Zed]

How much did the gay robot make?

[PGR88]

How much did the gay robot make?

They only promised him another young R2D2.

[ctdonath2]

Well, they did earn their respective salaries in this episode.

[WENDLE]

I could not care less . What vacuous trivia for the mindless children.

[Vendome]

His Schwartz is smaller than mine

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Thank Gawd! He can FINALLY buy his emaciated wife the sandwich she so desperately needs to eat!

*Rolleyes*

[o_1_2_3__]

Cue Chewbacca roar #6.

[The Iceman Cometh]

Gay robot? Is that a real thing?

[bray]

That’s lots of dough for the Hillary campaign.

Merry Christmas

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“Fisher, according to the Daily Mail, was paid some $1.5 million to return as Princess Leia, while Hamill’s salary has not yet been made public.”

Hamill’s agent could not be reached for comment; they’re busy splitting a bag of R2D2-brand oranges down at the Hy-Vee Supermarket, LOL!

[Fightin Whitey]

Schwartz is smaller than mine

His schlong is actually quite schwart.

[butlerweave]

Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017) has Harrison Ford Han solo listed in the cast ,did he land on a mattress ?

[The Klingon]

SCI-Fi...death is never permanent.....didn’t you see The Voyage Home?

[bigdaddy45]

Yet you read it, and felt compelled to comment. Are you one of said mindless children?

[o_1_2_3__]

[TexasGator]

“The film has netted some $517 million worldwide, which puts Ford’s share of the profits above $2.5 million after just three days, a number that the Guardian projects could rise to some $9 million. “

The movie probably cost $200 million to make not counting advertising.

This puts the gross profits at about $300 million making his share about $1.5 million.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I think Luke and Leia got — what’s the expression? — SCHLONGED when it came to salaries of the original cast versus Han.

[From The Deer Stand]

And the Liberals are upset, no doubt, over the outrageous compensation paid to Hollywood big shots. A true “one-percenter” travesty!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Hamill was in the film for less than a minute and had no lines. Whatever he was paid, it was probably too much.

[yarddog]

Well Frankenstein has an enormous Schwanzstucker,