Posted on 09/24/2015 9:00:36 AM PDT by C19fan
Dear parents,
We regret to inform you that, because your daughters cannot behave like civilized human beings instead of jungle primates, the school’s dance/drill program is being terminated. The original goal of the team was to instill a sense of discipline, sportsmanship, and camaraderie into the participants. Since it has so egregiously failed, we are discontinuing the program immediately. If you have not already pawned the uniforms or used them for the production of pornography, please return them to the school.
— The Principal
The Bell Curve Shuffle is a tough dance.
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