Barack Obama's cousin sues Met after colleagues break wind near her desk

The Telegraph ^ | 9/23/15 | Telegraph Staff

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

A British cousin of Barack Obama is suing Scotland Yard over claims colleagues made her life a misery by deliberately breaking wind near her desk.

Marie Auma, who related to the US President through her aunt, Kezia Obama, who is his Bracknell, Berkshire-based step-mother, is demanding £400,000 from the Met over claims that she was belittled and humiliated during a two year campaign of harassment.

[left that other site]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7V406XfAaI

[Dick Bachert]

I guess she and BO are not too much alike.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I knew SOMEONE would eventually post this link!

;-)

[GOYAKLA]

Fox smells its own hole
Phrase used as a retort to somone who accuses you of farting in a particulalry odiferous manner - rightly or wrongly.
See also: S/he who smelt it, dealt it
Source: UK
LINK:
http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=4&t=177

[left that other site]

I’m listening now! :-)

[BlueLancer]

"Buy her a candle"

[N. Theknow]

how did she distinguish farts from Idi Obama’s speeches?

[PLMerite]

Oh, the Metropolitan Police in London. I thought at first it was the Metropolitan Opera in New York. I was imagining a gassy rendition of The William Tell Overture or something.

Never mind.

[Major Matt Mason]

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me.

Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.

[Maceman]

The Dueling Fart Song (family guy fart match off)