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To: Lucky9teen
This just landed in my in box ... cracked me up.

These books hold the record for the shortest stories, and you must have a good memory and be well informed to appreciate the humor.

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World's Shortest Books

MY NON-BLONDE GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

And foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL

By The Minnesota Vikings

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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HOW TO SET UP INSTALLMENT PAYMENTS WITH THE IRS

by Al Sharpton – Foreword by Timothy Geithner

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ONLY MY BARBER KNOWS FOR SURE

by Donald Trump

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TO ALL THE GIRLS I’VE LOVED BEFORE

by Caitlin Jenner

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JOBS I’VE HELD

by Kim Kardashian

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WORDS OF OVER TWO SYLLABLES

by Kanye West

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A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL OUR VIEWERS

by MSNBC

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GIRLS WHO SAID YES

by Bill Cosby, with a Foreword by Bill Clinton

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And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama

57 posted on 09/11/2015 10:27:50 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

That is VERY funny !!!!!!!

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58 posted on 09/11/2015 10:29:46 AM PDT by Mears
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