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Practice Opus Thread
Posted on 09/05/2015 8:33:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz
fhayek and I both noticed that the opuses that are being created lately, frankly, suck. We want to have this thread available so that people can practice their opuses, so when they finally leave Free Republic, they can do so with style.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: butthurtage; lazamataz; opii; worstopusever
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To: shibumi
Good Point. I think there has been some of that.
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posted on
09/05/2015 9:15:42 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
To: Jet Jaguar
102
posted on
09/05/2015 9:16:04 PM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(You're it)
To: Lazamataz
P.S. I didn’t really read the whole thing, I just saw opus and came looking for the picture. Sorry you’re leaving FR.
Well....
Bye.
103
posted on
09/05/2015 9:16:37 PM PDT
by
Roos_Girl
(The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
To: Roos_Girl; Lazamataz
104
posted on
09/05/2015 9:16:50 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: UnwashedPeasant
My thought too! It must be earnest. And CAPS. And unformatted.
105
posted on
09/05/2015 9:17:19 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*We are not descended from fearful men*)
To: Jet Jaguar
I’ve gotta go, uhhhhh ... gnarfle the garthok.
That’s the fifth time today, geez Louise.
106
posted on
09/05/2015 9:17:38 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Lazamataz
My Opus-------
I might not have posted every day, but I have maniacally read the latest post section at least ten times a day. I have hit the My Comments link nine times a day for over 17 years now and my smart phone updates the Drudge Report and FreeRepublic constantly. I have been banned once for not supporting Newt Gingrich in the 2012 election.
Today I just want everyone to know I do not want the constant news updates and sophisticated banter. Maybe you think this creation was 6000 years old and proved by a human cave painting planted inside a Tyranasauraus footprint or chem trails are Flourinating your drinking water but FreeRepublic has become too childish.
Thanks for everything! Adios
BTW (We could fund FreeRepublic with the money it takes to send one Mexican child to school)
Adios!
To: Jet Jaguar
108
posted on
09/05/2015 9:18:05 PM PDT
by
shibumi
("Now is shiny steel twixt gut and bladder interposed.")
To: Lazamataz
Could you please put that in Spanish for our Mexican friends?
109
posted on
09/05/2015 9:19:11 PM PDT
by
Heart-Rest
("Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
To: Heart-Rest
Could you please put that in Spanish for our Mexican friends?You should have pressed 2 when you got to that phone-menu option.
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posted on
09/05/2015 9:22:00 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
To: All
Thanks for the laughs, does a one good to laugh in this ever so fast changing world.
To: Sawdring
Ah, One of my favourite pics.
What more quintessentially describes the GOPee?
112
posted on
09/05/2015 9:22:18 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current devices...one uses Brit spel now.)
To: Lazamataz
Your pretend opus here is so barack phonybama!
C’mon Laz, give us the real one! :)
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posted on
09/05/2015 9:25:31 PM PDT
by
Vision Thing
("Community Organizer" is a shorter way of saying "Commie Unity Organizer".)
To: Lazamataz
Nice use of paragraphs. I’ll come back and read it later. You’ll still be here, won’t you?
To: KC_Lion
To: Jet Jaguar
Not guilty, whomever she is.
To: ThomasThomas
Okay, you can leave. Bye!
To: Lazamataz
You sure a cunning linguisti.
To: Lazamataz
“prostate”
If you did not mean “prostrate” then I will ROFL! ;-)
119
posted on
09/05/2015 9:32:36 PM PDT
by
spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
(Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I?)
To: Lazamataz
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
-PJ
120
posted on
09/05/2015 9:33:22 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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