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Chinese 'Unicorn Woman' Grows Gigantic Horn In Middle Of Her Head
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| Aug 27, 2015
Posted on 08/28/2015 5:51:37 AM PDT by ETL
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To: ETL
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posted on
08/28/2015 7:29:09 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: ETL
Yes, and when women rub it, all their dreams come true.
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posted on
08/28/2015 7:37:17 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ETL
Does she fly and $hit Skittles? If so, now we know why Obama’s promises to fix the economy didn’t work...she was being held hostage in China. Maybe he ought to discuss this with the Chinese leader in the upcoming summit.
Kidding aside, I feel very sorry for this woman, and hope that some team of doctors somewhere will offer to remove it for her free of charge.
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posted on
08/28/2015 8:34:08 AM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
To: ETL; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; Sun; NFHale; ExTexasRedhead; ...
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posted on
08/28/2015 3:29:01 PM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(The War on Drugs is Big Government statism)
To: eartrumpet
Please add me to your Chinese 'Unicorn Woman' pinglist. Is it high volume? /sYes it is. And not only that, we get together twice a week. And go on monthly field trips to China.
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posted on
08/28/2015 5:01:13 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ETL
Yes it is. And not only that, we get together twice a week. And go on monthly field trips to China. I'd love to go on a trip with you fellas, but I don't want to horn in.
To: eartrumpet
Ok, you don't have to go on the trips. We'll send you a postcard.
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posted on
08/28/2015 5:48:24 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ETL
She’s Russian, not Chinese. You take me for some kind of pervert?
To: eartrumpet
Shes Russian, not Chinese. We sometimes stop off in Russia, if there are horny women there.
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posted on
08/28/2015 5:59:53 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Clintonfatigued
Unicorn? She looks like a Star Trek alien.
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posted on
08/28/2015 6:24:19 PM PDT
by
Impy
(They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
To: ETL
Ahh, didn’t know that. I’m back in again.
To: Clintonfatigued
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posted on
08/29/2015 7:04:53 AM PDT
by
GOPsterinMA
(I'm with Steve McQueen: I live my life for myself and answer to nobody.)
To: eartrumpet
To: Clintonfatigued; ETL; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; Sun; ...
“..Chinese ‘Unicorn Woman’ Grows Gigantic Horn In Middle Of Her Head...”
Damn... I had that happen once. It ReaLLY f*****ing HURT...
I was ... .wait for it... Horny... for about a month.
:^)
baddaBING!
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posted on
08/29/2015 5:56:28 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Clintonfatigued; ETL; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; Sun; ...
Okay... SERIOUSLY now...
Was there a point - you know, somewhere before it, oh I dunno - GREW TO BE A FOOT LONG - that she or someone in the family or village said “Hey! You got a giant frigging THINGEY growing on your head... you MIGHT want to go to the local MaoCare Clinic (it’s free you know) and like, get it REMOVED before it turns into a Greek Trireme ram....
Just sayin’ you know...
Must be me... I dunno.
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posted on
08/29/2015 6:00:06 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: ETL
Is this just a Chinese thing? ( the old woman asked hopefully). ; )
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posted on
08/29/2015 6:09:32 PM PDT
by
Ditter
( God Bless Texas!)
To: ETL
Now there’s something you can hang your hat on.
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