Why women sleep worse than men

Globe and Mail ^ | August 24, 2015 | Shelley White

[CrazyIvan]

“Because men snore”

If you could hear my petit little wife you’d swear she was a 300 lb drunken lumberjack.

[FrdmLvr]

I used to sleep like a rock before my kids were born, but I no longer do. My oldest is now 29.

[Ancesthntr]

She continues, “Everyone else would go to sleep and I’d stay up, I’d say, I’ve got to do laundry now, I’d be so wired, I’d drink coffee, too.”

Well, there's a big part of your problem...you clearly don't take enough amphetamines to go to sleep, the caffeine from the coffee is clearly not enough of a stimulant...what, what's that?, oh, uh, ummm, NEVERMIND!

[dfwgator]

I think Mick and Keith wrote a song about this.

[Ancesthntr]

It's been scientifically proven with tons of anecdotal evidence that men are kept awake by their wives' BRUTAL farts!!!

That's the truth...I was woken up by a particularly harsh SBD last night, and even the dog was whining about it.

[Lizavetta]

always clear caches before going to bed.

.... always a very obvious clue that the computer user has been to naughty websites. :)

[Jemian]

I am reading this at 0310. I’ve been up for an hour.

[central_va]

Always cruze yahoo or free republic after clearing caches. :)

[timestax]

[x1stcav]

This sorry excuse for a woman should do a tour in the Infantry if she really wants to know what sleep deprivation is.

Stop whining, b!tch.

(She probably should have aborted and saved herself the aggravation.)

[krunkygirl]

“Yes...baby...tonight...”

Any more questions?!

Just teasing...

[Dr. Sivana]

Women snore, just like men, so you can throw that BS excuse into the trash heap.

Well, yes, but at least my wife has a cute snore.