Report: Bill Clinton might not be Chelsea Clinton's biological dad

National Enquirer via Sun Times ^ | 7-9-15 | Scott Sutton

[arthurus]

I am glad to hear that he didn’t father ex-president Bill Clinton.

[W.]

Ol’ Hil mush have been right drunk to let that blob nail her—then again—I’d bet they were both trashed, ‘cause there’s no first prizes in that contest!

[libstripper]

Indeed, before plastic surgery, she was the “Ugly Child.”

[ckilmer]

In the early days of freerepublic, webster hubbel’s death in Marcy Park—sparked an immense amount of speculation and research that went down the memory hole.

[doug from upland]

Now it is time to do a real DNA test on Danny Williams and Billy Boy. The kid could extort millions.

[Jane Long]

Maybe because it was a “touch” DNA test? What ever the heck that is.

[Jane Long]

Maybe a baby - by any means - was the plan, all along.

[ckilmer]

In the early days of freerepublic, webster hubbel’s death in Marcy Park—sparked an immense amount of speculation and research that went down the memory hole.
...........
whoops I’m confusing webster hubble with vince foster

[Jane Long]

There you go....and, add in tests from any other (living) Frank Marshall children...if they exist.

[Constitution Day]

It looks like that edit was done today. Expect it gone before the end of the day.

It's already gone. POOF! Down the Memory Hole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Webster_Hubbell&type=revision&diff=670821242&oldid=670796339

[taildragger]

Look this DNA thing maybe a given, but if I could wave a magic wand I'd want something different from the children of famous politicians,r regardless of their DNA.

And that is, pick a career any career that has nothing to do with the Enemedia, being a rain maker for a Hedge Fund and anything Investment related unless they want to be a mom and pop Broker/Adviser at the retail level, Anything to do with K-Street, and Politics.

That goes for Chelsea and the Bush Girls and anyone else you can think of.

Medicine, Engineering, Airline Pilot, Plumber etc etc all work for me....

[lonestar]

Does Bill Clinton "shoot blanks?"

That would be a hoot!

[TomGuy]

I won’t believe it until Maury Povich reveals the TRUE results.

“BJ, you _{are/are not}_ the father!”

[/s]

[Sherman Logan]

An exhaustive investigation by The National Enquirer obtained “touch DNA” samples from both Chelsea and Webb Hubbell, samples that were turned over to a nationally recognized laboratory that specializes in paternity testing.

This technology is pretty obviously ripe for abuse.

DNA sampling of people should be illegal without their consent or a court order, or perhaps as routine after a legal arrest.

Talk about invasion of privacy! Random people get your children's DNA and your's, and then publish to the world that they aren't really your kids.

[chajin]

Every divorced woman in the US will relate to her, her cheating husband, her efforts to keep the family together, etc.

I would agree with you, except that she already has every divorced woman's vote in her hip pocket, and there isn't a man running for the office who is going to get those votes anyway.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Everybody knows she is Shelsea Hubbell.

[SuzyQue]

...Well, except that SHE would have been the one sleeping around. And, with someone else’s husband. Most women don’t take that well.

[lostboy61]

I don’t blame Bill as I don’t even think Laz would hit that!

[King Hawk]

Didn’t Bill tell someone he was sterile from a childhood illness?

[BlueNgold]

... cut to Bill and Webb sitting at the bar ogling some of the downtown happy hour ladies. Of course, the topic of Hillary comes up. Bill laughs, takes a swing, looks at Webb. “Hillary, are you kidding me? I wouldn’t touch her with YOUR...”

Webb takes a long swig himself, looks over his glass. “Bill, about that...”