First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

canadafreepress.com ^ | 6/29/15 | By Dr. Paul L. Williams

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

By Dr. Paul L. Williams

"In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.

We were wrong.

Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I wonder if she calls them "servants" while snapping her finger. "Servant, servant" *snap* *snap* "come here servant"

[Yaelle]

Kids, you could have better school lunches if we didn’t need to spend zillions on Mooch’s vacations and servants.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Servants to the Queen......

$172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)

$140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)

$113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)

$102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)

$102,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

$90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

$84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)

$75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)

$70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)

$65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

$65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)

$62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)

$60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)

$60,000 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)

$52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)

$50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)

$45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)

$45,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)

$40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

$36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)

$36,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)

$36,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

[Colonel_Flagg]

26 helpers? Christ only needed twelve.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Laura Bush had 15, Mooshelle requires 26.

[Red Badger]

I bet Queen Elizabeth II doesn’t have that many!....................

[HiTech RedNeck]

Is even Oprah waited on like that?

It’s different for guys than gals, obviously, but still I can’t imagine how the complexity of having a ridiculous number of “servants” would not become awkward very fast.

[HiTech RedNeck]

And one was a cheat

[M Kehoe]

Twenty two servants for an Ethiopian queen ain't bad.

Oh, my bad, I didn't know we were speaking about the wookie.

5.56mm

[HiTech RedNeck]

This is about royalty even more than it is about people and money.

In the meantime for us proles, moldy bread and ridiculous circuses.

[rfreedom4u]

Do we get to eat our cake now?

[bray]

Which one has to shave her back?

Pray America is waking

[SMARTY]

“Is even Oprah waited on like that?”

If she IS... she’s paying them out of her OWN pocket and not with tax revenues

[umgud]

Massa and the boys?

[Blood of Tyrants]

And yet there are liberals out there who think she needs a salary, too.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You couldn’t pay me enough.

[Blood of Tyrants]

She needs the extra people to help hide the ugly.

[treetopsandroofs]

“Laura Bush had 15, Mooshelle requires 26.”

The first “lady” has extra plumbing secrets and requirements.

[Blue Collar Christian]

“And yet there are liberals out there who think she needs a salary, too.”

You can bet she’s getting a generous “allowance”. Tax free too.

[shibumi]

"Which one has to shave her back?"