Most European men descend from a handful of Bronze Age forefathers

Science Daily ^ | 05/27/2015 | University of Leicester

[wildbill]

Those handful were rockin’ and singin’: (with apologies to the Beach Boys)

Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
We’re gettin’ real cool head
Get around round round I get around
Cause all the cuties like us instead

I’m gettin’ bugged walkin’ up and down this same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the ladies are hip

My buddies and me are getting real well known
And their boyfriends know us know us and they leave us alone

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I’m a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I’m makin’ real good bread
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

We always take my club cause it’s never been beat
And we’ve never missed yet with the girls we meet

None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn’t be right
To leave their best girl home on a Saturday night

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I’m a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I never have to stay and wed
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round

[wildbill]

Those handful were rockin’ and singin’: (with apologies to the Beach Boys)

Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
We’re gettin’ real cool head
Get around round round I get around
Cause all the cuties like us instead

I’m gettin’ bugged walkin’ up and down this same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the ladies are hip

My buddies and me are getting real well known
And their boyfriends know us know us and they leave us alone

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I’m a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I’m makin’ real good bread
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

We always take my club cause it’s never been beat
And we’ve never missed yet with the girls we meet

None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn’t be right
To leave their best girl home on a Saturday night

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I’m a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I never have to stay and wed
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round

[patton]

Tom Dudley? That puritan catholic bastard? He got kicked out of England, and paid off with Massachusetts bay colony. Later founded Harvard. Married his daughter, Anne, off to William Bradstreet, who became the next Governor-General of Mass. Bay Colony. Anne Bradstreet wrote some trash poetry the you probably had to read in college.

Never heard of them, cousin.

[Trapped Behind Enemy Lines]

I know.

What a bunch of white trash.

Take care, cuz.

[rfreedom4u]

At a recent family reunion one of my cousins said:

Cousin: “Just don’t go digging too far back in the family history.”
Me: “Why not? You afraid I’ll find someone of color?”
Cousin: “Hell no! You might find a yankee!”