Posted on 05/22/2015 5:54:00 PM PDT by 9thLife
Reddit user Soggybrick said he finds it quite funny when he hears his girlfriend Samantha talking in her sleep. So funny, in fact, that he's decided to share some of her most notable lines on the Web.
"She just talks sometimes while I'm on the computer late at night," he told ABC News. "So I take notes of them whenever they're absurd or hilarious."
Soggybrick, who's actually a man named James living in New Zealand, wrote down and published some of his favorite lines on Reddit, which include the following:
I want the little clay things that are spread all around.I can't do anything right now, I'm in the middle of cups.
We can't make the other one, we don't have the bigger machine.
Some random person is testing me.
I need more feet.
You're not worthy of my trust.
I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me.
How much left until the map is finished?
I can't remember why you were going to swap the apples.
Give me the flavorful items.
I can't fall asleep I'll get in trouble. Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed.
The Parmesan doesn't go like that.
Redrum...Redrum...Redrum...
ABC has plenty of time to fill since they refuse to cover any bad news for Democrats
Does she know she’s an author?
Rosebud
My older Sister once heard me singing “16 Tons” while asleep. I would have been around 8.
I agree completely.
Trust me. It goes like that.
My wife is deaf and signs in her sleep. Unfortunately it’s dark and I can’t make out most of what she’s saying. :-)
One friend once told me she woke up laughing at her alarm clock.
Reads like a play by Eugene Ionesco.
Or a Dylan song.
Gee whiz, I wonder why she might say THAT ?
good catch, that.
My first wife took to snoring after we’d been married a few years. I would sometimes shake the bed to stop her snoring and she would look at me and frown and I would tell her she was snoring, and she would say ‘I couldn’t have been snoring, I haven’t been to sleep yet.’ In later years she had bed sleep apnea and when I would shake the bed she would snort loudly and complain that I keep waking her up. She never remarried after she divorced me ... strange that.
My ex said I once told her “6 books is 6 books. You can’t do 4 books then 6 books”.
I know what I was thinking. I was working in a bindery and when we packed books into boxes we alternated them into “lifts” of a certain number of books with the spine facing one way then the next lift with the spines facing the other way.
I used to run around with a deaf couple and the husband told me that his wife signed in her sleep.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Wow ! Brain overload. Probably needs to take a LOOOOONG vacation.
OR, she’s taking a medication to sleep .. and it’s messing with her mind. If this is the case; she needs serious help.
That is hilarious! Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. ROFLMAO!
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