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POTUS Declares War on the Sun [s][v][interactive]
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Posted on 05/21/2015 2:54:13 AM PDT by 9thLife

Having healed the world, The has turned his attention to the threat posed to national security by the sun...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: potus; sun

1 posted on 05/21/2015 2:54:13 AM PDT by 9thLife
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To: 9thLife

It has not been determined exactly how his Potusness’s “Civilian Army” will be utilized in this battle against warmth.


2 posted on 05/21/2015 3:17:46 AM PDT by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Francis)
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To: 9thLife

Why not? Caligula declared war on Neptune.


3 posted on 05/21/2015 3:26:16 AM PDT by rbg81
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To: 9thLife

Yes, he can! (be totally deluded)


4 posted on 05/21/2015 3:37:46 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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To: 9thLife

Basically, that is exactly what he has done. BHO plans to control the cycles of the sun. Taxpayers need to demand that all grant money supporting this madness be stopped immediately. How much more of BHO’s madness do we have to finance?


5 posted on 05/21/2015 3:50:00 AM PDT by abclily
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To: 9thLife
Since Montgomery Burns has retired from TV, perhaps he can build his device for Comrade obamatollah that controls the sun?


6 posted on 05/21/2015 3:59:32 AM PDT by newfreep ("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
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To: 9thLife
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow,and our planet began to heal.

Welcome King Barack "Canute" Obama the Great.....

...Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...

....to increase it's magnetic field....

and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....

(PhysOrg.com) -- Sunspot formation is triggered by a magnetic field, which scientists say is steadily declining. They predict that by 2016 there may be no remaining sunspots, and the sun may stay spotless for several decades.

The last time the sunspots disappeared altogether was in the 17th and 18th century, and coincided with a lengthy cool period on the planet known as the Little Ice Age....and lasted 400 years.

Good luck surviving with less electricity...life becomes cold, short and brutish

Read more at: http://phys.org/news203746768.html#jCp

7 posted on 05/21/2015 3:59:33 AM PDT by spokeshave
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Or does he declare war on the “Son”?

His fellow travelers of ISIS and the MB certainly agree...


8 posted on 05/21/2015 4:20:01 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: spokeshave

The last time the sunspots disappeared altogether was in the 17th and 18th century, and coincided with a lengthy cool period on the planet known as the Little Ice Age....and lasted 400 years.

so the little Ice age has lasted from 1600 to somewhere in the 1900s?


9 posted on 05/21/2015 4:43:51 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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When the tacticians were presented with the very real problem of the Sun’s intense heat, which would most certainly impair any invasion plans, they pondered all the possibilities and parameters, and came up with a brilliant solution.

The have scheduled the invasion to occur at night.


10 posted on 05/21/2015 5:59:58 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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NASA defines the term as a cold period between AD 1550 and 1850
11 posted on 05/21/2015 8:13:12 AM PDT by haywoodwebb (Telling people the truth about Jesus is all that really matters now...)
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Well that is the 16th to the 19th century 300 years


12 posted on 05/21/2015 9:39:18 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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