[walford]

I invite others to add their own observations of life at its best.

[bicyclerepair]

Murphy was an optimist.

[outofsalt]

The closer to last call...

[smokingfrog]

Affordable health care isn’t.

[null and void]

The more expensive the car stereo and rims, the worse the upkeep and mechanical condition of the vehicle. [Learned this the hard way after buying a car with “rimz” on it. Never do that. Only buy a car that is full stock.]

My observation?

Check the presets on the car radio.

The more ghetto or metal the selections, the less the owner could hear noises warning of mechanical problems.

Talk radio, classical, easy listening owners paid more attention to the condition of their cars, and maintained them better.

[Paisan]

Stock market - If they’re talking about a particular stock, you’re already too late.

[faithhopecharity]

the more Obama talks, the bigger his lies.

[chajin]

The talent of the musical act is in inverse proportion to the volume at which its fans typically prefer to play their "product" on their car stereos.

Many moons ago when I had more hair of color, I taught at a college whose campus was in a slight (land) depression, which created an acoustic "bowl" effect. Numerous students would drive in with their autos, windows down, blaring the latest unmusical [expletive deleted], which was amplified by the surrounding grounds. On more impish days, I would put a Bach, Buxtehude, or Walther CD on, roll down the windows, crank up the volume, and experience delightful organ toccatas and fugues while entering the campus--and because I was faculty, I had to drive all the way around the campus to get to our parking, which meant all the students also got to experience delightful organ toccatas and fugues.

[SkiKnee]

1.) Airports provide the best entertainment money can buy.
2.) Humanity wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for all the people!

[Vendome]

That stuff men frequently pick up at the grocery store is not cologne.

Creed, on the other hand, is...

[TheConservativeParty]

In the musical talent department, the fewer clothes the “artist” has on, the smaller the talent for singing.

[Daffynition]

That bothersome *Earth Day* observance has somehow morphed into *Earth Month*. When did that happen, when I wasn't looking. Meh.