Posted on 04/22/2015 1:17:36 PM PDT by drewh
Atlanta rapper Waka Flocka Flame is running for President, and he wants your support.
The artist sat down with Rolling Stone on 4/20, what Flame calls “the best day of the year,” to outline his presidential ambitions.
Some of the planks of a Waka Administration would include: – LEGALIZATION
“The first thing I’ll do when I get into office is legalize marijuana.”
“A blunt a day will take the pain away. Wake up, hit a blunt, go to work, sh*t gonna be okay. You look around, things ain’t looking good, you roll a blunt, sh*t gonna be okay. School work getting too hard; don’t touch the blunt. Think about it, wait ’til you’re old enough.”
– TRANSPORTATION
“Anybody who got feet over Size 13 cannot walk in public no more, they have to take trains, cabs and buses. I don’t want to see big-ass feet taking all the space on the concrete.”
– EDUCATION
“Education is important. We need to start teaching these kids more reality, skills, traits.. (Excuse me, the President been smoking one, you know how that goes).'
– WOMEN’S RIGHTS
“I feel like women got all the rights already, man, what else do they want? My mother was my father and my mother, and she controlled the house, she raised five men, put food on the table, she kept the lights on. Women are pretty tough right now. I feel like it’s not the rights for women, it’s more of a respect thing.”
Waka also announced his running mate, DJ Whoo Kid, who confirmed that the administration’s first order of business would be enacting “unlimited weed smoking.”
As if Hillary didn’t have enough concerns… now enter Waka Flocka Flame!
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I’m not sure what math you are using, but if he was born in 1986, he will only be 30-31 years old in 2016, so 31-32 in 2017, which is not old enough to run or take office.
Yep, I had it on 8-track and LP. Played it to death............I think............
“How many joints are in a lid?”
“One.”
“One?!?”
“I roll big joints...”
“Dave’s not here.”
Same destination as Rand Paul, only with honesty.
>> There absolutely will be a real commercial like that in our lifetime but nobody who listens to it will know what “stems and seeds” referred to...
“Rocky Mountain Gold is < fffffffffffttt >... bad ass weed!”
As long as all of his supporters vote on 4/20, he might have a chance...
Couldn’t be any worse than what we have now.
i hope some GOP PAC’s help this young man with his younger voter outreach....
“This weed’s a m-—— f-——, man.”
“Hey man, you can’t use those words in the ad jingle! “
“Man, what do you want? Good grammar or good taste.
Watta Freakin’ Flamer.
I remember when a lid of Mex was $10. A "three-finger" or "dime bag."
Uh ... my brother used to buy it. Yeah.
wow, I aint seen Freewheelin for awhile.
Waka Flocka is a natural born citizen, sort of works for a living, and can string together sentences without a TelePrompTer. So he’s well ahead of Zero.
>> So he’s well ahead of Zero.
What’s more, Waka Flocka buys his own dope. Whereas we taxpayers buy Zero’s for him. Bet they dispatch AF1 to south America a couple times a week to replenish his stash.
Its amazing as to how much that movie is looking more and more like reality now a days
I would trust this guy running the country over Obama.
‘Lid’........now there’s a word I haven’t heard......or used..........in a very, very, very long time.......
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I remember lid being used in place of hat.....
well to be honest,
Waka Flocka Flame has as much of a resume as does ole crusty britches, (mrs. clintoon)
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