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Jerk Cats Stealing Pizza Because Nothing Is Safe
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Posted on 03/27/2015 7:13:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
Catz they are a mysteries.
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:18:49 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Slings and Arrows
When it hit the floor it rightfully belongs to the cat.
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:19:53 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:20:45 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("Victim" -- some people eagerly take on the label because of the many advantages that come with it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Caught my big black kitty Sydney tying to drag a prime slab of swordfish off the counter. Luckily, I busted him before it got to the edge of the counter.
He was very bad about stealing food left on the kitchen counter unmonitored. Real scavenger that figured it was every cat for himself, you never knew if they were going to feed you again.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hey! The cat MADE it hit the floor!
(That cat looks a lot like my Jimmy. He’s very good at pawing food off of People plates ;-)
Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. At least our two young littermates are finally sleeping through the night with us, now...
-JT
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:23:51 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:28:27 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: nickcarraway
I thought it was just my cat, Good to know!
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:28:50 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: nickcarraway
I guess it’s better than the half-eaten vermin they leave on my step I squish on the way out the door. ;)
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:28:58 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
To: Jamestown1630
Hey! The cat MADE it hit the floor! You say po-ta-to, the cat says mine...
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:29:23 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: nickcarraway
The two daughters had some friends over and they ordered pizza. They were in the basement. They went to a movie and left an entire pizza on the coffee table.
We couldn’t find our white Pomeranian, Missy, for awhile. We went downstairs and she was in the middle of an empty pizza box with a huge smile on her face.
I looked at the two cats sitting on the stairway and Paws said, “What did you expect? She’s a pig.”
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:30:19 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: doorgunner69
I was at a dinner party one night. The most wonderful swordfish was served, cooked over coals out on the porch.
The swordfish was so good, some of us wanted more. Unfortunately a neighborhood cat had smelled the hot swordfish. All gone.
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:31:34 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: nickcarraway
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
LOL
when I was young our cat used to do that ..
He would bring a mouse or a bird to Mom and then leave it on the door step for trade and run to the fridge and beg for raw hamburger..
My Mom used to tell of the time she gave him a bit and then looked around for her “nice mouse” and it wasn’t there..
he had swallowed the hamburger in one gulp and ran out the door picking up his mouse from the step as he went..
LOL
To: Jamestown1630
Isn’t there a five second rule for food that has hit the floor?
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:36:13 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: ladyjane
"Sons of bitches....Bumpuses!"
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:37:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Tennessee Nana
Our old tabby tom used to bring us bullfrogs from the creek. Daddy would put them in the fridge and fry up the legs later. XD.
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:41:52 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/27/2015 7:52:45 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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