Posted on 03/27/2015 4:30:52 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network
Welcome to the People’s Official Ted Cruz Denouncement Thread™, where comrades are cordially invited to smear, trash, bash, revile, excoriate, and otherwise assassinate the character of GOP Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz. We want you to have fun, and all we ask is that you do not say anything nice about him, mainly because there is nothing nice to say.
Bad. Dangerous. Evil. Stupid. Liar. Bloodthirsty. Vile. Hypocrite. Villain. Scum. Monster. Traitor. Tyrant.
Just totally, utterly, absolutely WRONG!
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Here is the problem with Ted Cruz.
He’s too Constitutional.
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I heard his mother wanted to be a thespian.
OK, I really did laugh out loud.
humor is best when it is plausible.
I saw Ted Cruz go through the Express Lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items.
Ted Cruz gave more than oral arguments to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg!!
Ewwww!
Briefs were involved, i heard
http://gis.washington.edu/~phurvitz/outgoing/bustagut/Non-SlanderousPoliticalSmearSpeech.htm
His female relatives put on a constant pose of purity and innocence, and claim they are inscrutable, yet every one of them has taken part in hortatory activities
The men in the family are likewise completely amenable to moral suasion
My opponent’s second cousin is a Mormon
His uncle was a flagrant heterosexual
His sister, who has always been obsessed by sects, once worked as a proselyte outside a church
His father was secretly chagrined at least a dozen times by matters of a pecuniary nature
His youngest brother wrote an essay extolling the virtues of being a homosapien
His great-aunt expired from a degenerative disease
His nephew subscribes to a phonographic magazine
His wife was a thespian before their marriage and even performed the act in front of paying customers
And his own mother had to resign from a women’s organization in her later years because she was an admitted sexagenarian
While arguing Bush v Gore, Cruz illegitimately made a chad pregnant.
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