Moochie should get fat reduction liposuction on that massive derrière of hers.They could harvest enough fat to power an alternate fuel vehicle from coast to coast.
Posted on 03/18/2015 3:36:16 PM PDT by ilovesarah2012
The First Lady of these United States is now urging Americans to stop drinking sweet tea.
Yes – friends – you heard correctly. Mrs. Obama has declared war on the House Wine of the South. It’s all part of her anti-obesity campaign — called Let’s Move.
The website Free Beacon was the first to report on her latest culinary atrocities – urging us to wash down our lettuce and bean sprouts with unsweetened tea.
The First Lady also told Americans to stay away from all-you-can-eat buffets — which I’m sure is great news for all those folks employed by all-you-can-eat buffets.
(Excerpt) Read more at radio.foxnews.com ...
I was 12 years old before I learned that “damn yankee” was two words.
Don’t take dietary tips from anyone with a butt bigger than her ego.......
This means war!
If us yokels in flyover Country could gorge ourselves on steamed lobster and caviar, we might be willing to cut down on our sweet tea but we don’t have the Congress stuffing our expense account so Mrs, Bluto needs to STHU.
Best post of the new millennium.
Excellent point. LOL
And you, Mrs. Obama, should...
Never mind.
Hey Mrs. O: we don’t call you MOOchelle for nothing ya know.
PS: I’m betting a bucket-o-chicken wings that you ain’t a lady.
How positively enlightening. Michelle really is such a deep thinker. And fluid too, as this pronouncement points to.
We should all pretty much tremble at the depth of her wisdom. Wow.
/s
Will someone please shut this turd woman up. What we drink is none of her bidness.
Shut up Moochelle and go away.
I’ll give up my sweet tea when Moochie gives up her Stoly.
When I go out to eat, I always get unsweetened tea but when I make it, it has to have sugar. Figure that out. : )
Americans: Mrs. Obama should STFU and mind her own business.
Moochie should get fat reduction liposuction on that massive derrière of hers.They could harvest enough fat to power an alternate fuel vehicle from coast to coast.
And don't forget those well-toned upper arms. It's the first thing homosexual men notice about a woman.
I drink unsweetened tea with my meals when I eat out but like the sweetened in the summer when I’m sitting outside.
The Mooch can kiss my white @$$.
I am sure that the sugar cane and beet sugar producers are all behind her on this too./sarc
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