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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.

He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

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To: Politicalkiddo

Probably on some head meds.


101 posted on 03/18/2015 9:37:33 PM PDT by uncitizen (Mark Levin: "Jeb Bush? No way Jose!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, we do live in a Weiner Nation...


102 posted on 04/13/2015 10:59:25 AM PDT by navyguy (The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
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Zombie Apocadix

Brains! .........

103 posted on 04/13/2015 11:17:42 AM PDT by papertyger
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To: navyguy

One of us doesn’t anymore.


104 posted on 04/13/2015 11:56:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: papertyger

No brains here.


105 posted on 04/13/2015 11:57:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She thought it was a grilled cheese sandwich.


106 posted on 04/13/2015 11:58:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Did she shower afterwards?


107 posted on 04/13/2015 12:03:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

That's one heck of an alarm clock............

108 posted on 04/13/2015 12:34:46 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
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To: Hot Tabasco

Guarantee you you won’t be hitting the snooze button.


109 posted on 04/13/2015 12:54:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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110 posted on 04/13/2015 12:56:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

LMAO.


111 posted on 04/13/2015 12:57:00 PM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

King Missile - Detachable Penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4


112 posted on 04/13/2015 1:04:13 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

At this point he’s overly DEtached.


113 posted on 04/13/2015 1:20:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Name" - http://youtu.be/PWzndzZcIMA | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good point!


114 posted on 04/13/2015 1:24:15 PM PDT by navyguy (The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
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