"Just Friends" - a slightly-demented, definitely-NSFW country song, by Yours Truly [Giga-Vanity]

Me, via YouTube ^ | 3/12/15 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"

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Occasionally I post material that may be a bit strong for more sensitive listeners. This song may be a bit strong for a Turkish cathouse. I'm so ashamed. You've been warned.

In any case, I'd be obliged if you'd give the song a listen and give me your honest opinion and/or suggestions. Remember, 'tis better to give than to receive, especially when it comes to social diseases.

The usual nonsense:

1. I record my songs under the pen name "Hopalong Ginsberg." Despite what you might believe, I do not record them under the influence.

2. I do know that my voice isn't exactly Garth Brooks. It is, however, pretty close to Garth Algar.

3. If you'd like a free MP3 of my song, you can download one by clicking either here or here. Don't click here. You can't handle the truth!

4.

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Normally, I post the lyrics to my songs on FR; I've not done so with this one, to spare more delicately-disposed readers the need to retire to their fainting couches. You can find the complete lyrics at the YouTube link.

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The FR Morality Police are closing in even as we speak.

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[Harmless Teddy Bear]

LOL!

Magnum Innominandum!

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He’s a great complaints manager. I’ve never had a customer go away unsatisfied. Or at all.

[GraceG]

Is this a Linsey Grahm / John McCain love song?

[OneWingedShark]

Re #4 — How about music about cats?

[OneWingedShark]

Ewww/LOL.

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No. Not at all. Excuse me, please.

*BLLLLLAAUUUUURGH!*

Much better.

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Or Cat-thulhu.

[GraceG]

With a little twerking, errr, I mean tweaking you could make a parody song about McCain/ Lindsey Graham relationship,.,..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0FdOCOfbH4

[Vigilantcitizen]

Well I never...

Swoon....

Now where’s the cheetos?

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A song about that relationship? I think that Joan Jett did one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HPkTGm4RtVM

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You swooned on them.

[Vigilantcitizen]

Oh dang....sure did...

Thank God it’s a pleather bean bag swooning couch.

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The free market provides.

[dforest]

Your last song was a “soaring love song”.

This one has an old lecher Mr. Roberts quality.

[TheOldLady]

Run, Hopalong! Run!

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Oh, good - then it came from the heart.

[nickcarraway]

Lady Gaga, is that you?

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Lady Gaga would be one penis too many.