Posted on 02/25/2015 7:26:31 PM PST by randita
Okies catch big flathead with their bear hands.
Let it marinate in a watering trough for a few days and it tastes fine. But then you gotta catch it again.
Carp? Out of the Arkansas River?
I was going to say yer sick but, I recall the annual river float and swimming in the water, sometimes swallowing river water along with muh beer...
I've never known a catfish to take an artificial lure. Chicken guts, livers, stink bait, you bet. But a spinning lure...???
Actually I have caught catfish on an artificial lure. Many years ago I was fishing in front of the cooling water intake of a power plant lake. Fish love to congregate there as the food comes to them due to the suction of the pumps. I believe it was plastic worms, and yes, the hooks were in the catfishes mouth. No snagging.
Might as well try a Mepps spinner. Cats just ignore that stuff.
I’ve used fermented shad sides so rank that I had to wear rubber gloves and hold my breath to put it on treble hooks. Hot summer day, flies like a cloud—now that’s still fishing.
But Mr. Whiskers loves that happy crappy! Goldfish, hotdogs, dough bait work too.
You must live around strange people if you guys have been rejecting wild catfish all your life.
Regale me with your many tales of catching, gutting and preparing wild catfish, ansel12. How do you prefer them?
Growing up in the 50 and sixties, we loved our catfish.
I have heard that Ansel is fast enough to scoop 2-3 pound channel cats right out of streams and ponds with his bare mitts.
Once he was perforated by a fin spine—those things are poisonous, you know—so Ansel bit it’s head off and ate it raw.
He’s a regular Smeagol, gollum gollum.
Keep in mind that I take melatonin occasionally to help me sleep and it gives vivid dreams, so it might not have actually been Ansel and I may have embellished or imagined a small portion, some or all of that fish story.
Not as deadly as the Chappaquiddick Carp! aka Ted Kennedy!
I used to see 6 footers off the breakwall in Milwaukee. Impressive! Of course they were eating the effluent from the sewage plant.
What’s with the trolling?
Do you have some disagreement from some past thread that you need to go back to and post to me from?
That is the way it is done, instead of posting behind my back on a thread, in a personal attack completely out of the blue.
Old catfish aren’t good for eating.
Calm down big fella! My mistake.
You sounded like a fisherman, so I mistakenly assumed you had a sense of humor.
You are apparently completely humorless, so I won’t make that mistake again.
Btw, good luck finding that Ring ....
PS “behind my back”
It sounds as though your paranoia makes up for any humor deficiency.
You don’t read threads in which you post?
Good luck with that! Try to lighten up. You’ll live longer.
Later gator.
(Not a threat, btw—just advice. You seem a little intense.)
A long insulting post without pinging me?
And then you follow it up with another attack accusing me of lacking a sense of humor to see that what you did was actually not insulting, when you didn’t even post it to me, or even ping me to it.
Wow, another attack post.
Post 54 wasn’t enough for you.
Why not just get back to the thread.
If that is real it would weigh a lot more than 280 lbs.
heck where I come from we use those size fish for bait!
I think that photo is staged with the guy standing well behind the hog, and the camera up close to it. The hog’s not nearly as big as it looks.
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