University Of Illinois Student Charged With Rape Says He Was Acting Out Scene From 50 Shades Of Grey

CBS Chicago/YouTube ^ | February 24, 2015

[grundle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY74-3ObBnc

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

The devil made me do it!

[Pollster1]

I never read the book. I tried out of curiosity, to see what the big deal was, and I didn’t get past the first few pages. I went with Dave Barry’s summary instead. At least he can write:

Barry: “So the plot is: They have sex, she wants to smooch, he wants to flog, there’s a bunch of talking about this, they have sex again, she again wants to smooch, he again wants to flog, there’s a bunch more talking about this, and so on for several hundred word-filled pages.”

More Barry: “Finally, Anastasia decides to let Christian flog her, to see what it would be like. So he takes a belt and flogs her on the butt. Then, in the dramatic climax to the story, the moment we have been building up to, Anastasia comes to a shocking, life-changing realization, which nobody could have foreseen in a million years: Getting flogged on the butt hurts. Yes! It’s painful! Anastasia does not like it . . . So she breaks up with him.”

I don’t know how true that is to the book, but at least it was entertaining.

http://time.com/3030375/dave-barry-50-shades-of-grey/

[neocon1984]

Let’s see. I am going to act out scenes from American Sniper (not). Can a good liar, I mean lawyer get me off? I mean keep me out of jail.

[thesearethetimes...]

Love it! Never read it either, and cannot say I even tried, but we do like Dave Barry, and love his Clif Notes version ;)

Thanks FRiend :)
Tatt

[latina4dubya]

nice try, but Christian Grey, the character in the story, has the girl actually sign a contract... and it is not signed without negotiations... every act is agreed upon by both parties...

[353FMG]

Name is Mohammed, huh?

Probably thought he was in Sweden raping some kaffir woman.

[Disambiguator]

The movie made me do it excuse didn’t work form me after watching Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.

The same thing happened to me over Dr. Strangelove.

[Boogieman]

Yeah, I didn’t read the book, just a few reviews, and I remember one was making fun of the naive girl for just signing this contract with all this kinky stuff spelled out on it.