Posted on 02/06/2015 2:24:33 PM PST by C19fan
Fans of Fifty Shades Of Grey, you've been warned: leave those whips and riding crops at home on your way to the movies next week. AMC, Regal Entertainment and Cinemark have banned movie goers from bringing naughty props to the cinema in anticipation of the hotly awaited world premiere of Fifty Shades Of Grey. The film adaptation of EL James' steamy best-selling erotic romance starring Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele hits the big screen on Valentine’s Day, February 14.
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I was thinking of going to the local movie house and doing a vid of those in attendance ..Some great close ups, going in and leaving ..
Then doing a Facebook thing for my locale??
“Horny Local Babes Seeking”
LOL That was my thought also, Rocky Horror.
EMT #1: (Hanging up the phone) "OK, saddle up! It's the Jones house again. We gotta remove another foreign object from where it doesn't belong."
EMT #2: "Oh, dear, little Janie put a bean up her nose again?"
EMT #1: "Close. It isn't her, it's her parents. And it isn't a nose. And it isn't a bean."
Now that is funny. That has got to be a chick flick; would any man be caught going to see that movie—I saw the trailer on the Today Show.
There is a much better movie coming out on the same day called “Old-Fashioned,” about a guy who decides that he is gonna wait until marriage to bang around the sheets. And it is rated PG-13.
My girlfriend (mid-to-late 50’s) demands that I (early sixties) take her to the movie.
The results could be interesting.
“My girlfriend (mid-to-late 50’s) demands......”
Is this her 1st sexual demand of you and if so where ya been,Dude
Yeah because we all know that movies don’t affect people’s behavior.
The owners are afraid that the viewers will use the whips on them when they see what a bomb the movie is.
You mentioned 2 hot movies starring Ralph Fiennes. Is that a coincidence or a contributing factor?
Too bad they can’t splice in a scene from the hit movie “American Sniper” to make it appear as if Chris Kyle blows away the “hero” of Fifty Shades at the moment the hero begins to act sadistically. Then Chris walks in to untie the “heroine,” and as he is leaving, tells her to stop being a loser masochist pervert and get a real life.
THE END.
I remember both of them being very well made with plenty of sensual scenes with top-notch performers. They're essentially historical chick flicks that are well crafted and have good love stories.
Much better than some phony whips and chains movie that's pretending to be sexy.
Next week it will be premiering? I guess I got to take my youngest to see Spongebob this weekend. I font want to see those people next week.
It’s only because they have no shame. They will do and say anything to stay in power.
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