Posted on 01/30/2015 9:53:36 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
SAN ANTONIO - Officials with Animal Care Services seized a juvenile Macaque Monkey Thursday morning after it reportedly bit a woman at a North Side bank.
According to an ACS press release, the monkey's owner apparently brought the animal into the bank last week where the primate bit a female employee. The animal was also unrestrained.
The owner reportedly fled with the monkey after the incident, ACS officials said.
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Why do yew hat my minkey? (In my best Inspector Clouseau voice).
I have no idea why anyone would want a monkey.
They carry a form of herpes that is often lethal to humans....Oh, yeah? So do most of the girls in this town. But you are right. At least I don’t have to feed the girls bananas.
“If I had a son...” - Barak Husain Obama
It was a racist macaque.
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